Come to Texas. Flower Mound, to be exact. It is about 45 minutes out of Dallas. The FMHS Auditorium holds 800 and we have a lot of musicians and music lovers who would love to have you, about five hundred, then add about 1,000,000 mormons and we've got one rockn' concert! I'll call my principal. And if not at school then the Stake center will do! You guys are the rootinest tootinest a capella group in the whole western hemisphere! (maybe in the world, if your lucky)


Harry Potter the British-ish version is tubular
thanks see you in tejas

Hey Weston, remember the song about Tamara and I. You should tell the others in the group about it and see if they like it. Love your work.

HAIL MIGHTY MOOSEBUTTER YOU HAVE SAVED MY RACE!!
AND WILL YOU PLEASE SUE GOLD 'N' PLUMP FOR ME?

my cousin gave my brother a burnt copy of your cd, and now I sing your songs to all my friends and drive them crazy. it's really funny!

I've been told I look like Harry Potter. On random occasions, people stick their head out of their car while I'm crossing the street and ask me if I'm his stunt double. For example:
"Hey, are you Harry Potter's stunt double?"
I mean, I may have that untamed black hair and glasses. I might even have a scar on my forehead that was the result of a running-downhill accident. But it's really outrageous that people would deliberately ask me if I'm Harry Potter or his stunt double without giving me twenty dollars or a kawakian monkey lizard. Give them a hoot for me... tell them there's Harry Potter clones walking around in Provo.

Hi. Pllleezz email meee or janai I loove Mooooseboooootooor!!! (janai is not here tooo troonslate) soo wroote boock (so write back)
P.S write back or else) lloooooove,Mooia (maia)

I want you guys to email me!

[e-mail address removed]

Please!!!!!!!!!!!

Hi im janai's (weston's neice in law) best friend!!!!!!! Janai got me obsessed with moosebutter. Do you remember Janai? Moosebooter(Janai's transltion: Moosebutter) is cool. I like Turkey Dance. I saw a see dee player once that looked like mooster bug eyes. COOM TO WOOSHINGTOON!!!!!!!
LOOVE MOOIA
(Janai's transltion:Love Maia,Mr. Bug-Eyes, and Come to Washington. Apoliges; Maia is a little wakoo today! Ha Ha! Like I always am)

Hey Weston! Do you rememder me? I'm Aubrey, Michall, Weslys, and etc cousin. Do you remember Marc? You saw my mom in Utah and sighned our see dee. One of my favorit songs are Star Wars, Harry Potter, and Mousqito. I like the verse of Mousqito you made about Weslys face during the BYU fire works in Utah. I sing Moosebutter at school alot. In fact all I really do at recess any more is sing Moosebutter. I've got a few friends to like Moosebutter. I actually got one absessed with it just like I am. You guys are great. How do you come up with such funny stuff Tim?! I listen to your music almost every single day! Sometimes someone in our family just starts singing Moosebutter than we all burst into song. Any chance of a concert in Kirkland Washington? Oh ya, Weston, peaple in the Wride family rock!

I would like to "heap praise and adulation upon moosebutter." I was watching Phantom of the opera the other day, and when the "music of the night" song came on, I burst out laughing and started singing the lyrics to Psycho. All my friends stared at me like I WAS a psycho, which is a regular occurrence. Anyways, I would just like to let you know, whenever anyone asks me (which isn't very often, since all my friends are Siberian Tigers) what my favorite group is, I always say Moosebutter. thanks. sniff. oh, i'm getting emotional. sniff. thanks again. sniff. goodbye.

You know you are feeling the need to make a trip to Arkansas. -hint,hint-

Hey does anyone have the lyrics of the Star Wars III song? I'd like to have it! thanks, emma

I have found you!!! There you are Sam!!

hi!!!
every one i know loves you (x-ept one friend,but she is totally wierd) my most favritist :P songs are harry potter and star wars keep it up. Anji J.

Moosebutter is the most AWESOMEOUS BAND in the WORLD! I live in PA with alot of Mormons. I like to be a mormon. My family loves Moosebutter. I love you guys. I hope to get you guys CD's. Cya! Susan

and after they left, there was this film of gelatin all over the furniture. Other than that, it was a rather uneventful conference. Except for invasion, and the dictionary...

Come on up. We would LOVE to have you here! yes the cheese is good. but it is better in Wisconsin.thare is also the Mall of America!

so how come any of you aren't running for president yet? DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH MORE WONDERFUL THE WORLD WOULD BE IF ONE OF YOU WON!?

yes, i will.

just heard u guys and u rock! i live in provo and i'm petitioning iTunes to contract you guys.....

Just a friendly reminder.

DON'T DO DRUGS. Or in Westons' case STOP DOING DRUGS or in Glen's case FREE THE BALLOON PEOPLE. or in Chris's case BEDTIME FOR BONZO or in Tim's case DON'T GIVE DRUGS TO THE GIRAFF. OH THE RHINO. OR THE CRAZY GUY. OR ANYTHING ELES IN THE ZOO>.














That is all.

I LOVE MooseButter!!! I'm so sad that I don't live in Utah. I want a show in MN.

Lemon merengue pie.

Guess what I just found out? Tim's uncle is in a play with me! I love this band, so I'm getting some autographs, PRONTO!!!

Hey guys... you are WAY awesome-nish...

I randomly started singing Star Wars while I was watching Ep. III this morning...

Thanks...

I love you! Oh, and will you marry me Chewbaka!!!!!

will you come any where close to west jordan YOU are awesome espesially in "sons of Provo"

Glen gives the best car rides ever!

Hi!
A friend tipped me off to your Star Wars song. I loved it! I put you guys in the database on the music page and created a link so others can hear your great work.
www.nerf-herders-anonymous.net/Music.html (under Moosebutter)

Great work guys! Thank you!
Leah

I must say that I am glad you guys are still going strong! I remember seeing you live on BYU campus (at some event.. don't remember), and thought you guys rocked the caves!.... uh... I don't think I'm as funny as you. Anyway, can't wait to come see you again (as I'm in California right now). Keep up the good work. Any chance you guys will ever do a tour out of Utah? PS.. my favorite song is still Captain Organic Vegetable Man. Any thoughts of doing a song about BYU? after all, i think all of you went there....

Have a wonderful summer!

Just wanted to say that, along with everyone else who has signed here, there are squirrels in your hair. No, you guys all rock potatoes, and I love seeing you perform. I tried singing "Star Wars" to my dad to kind of explain what you guys sing (even though there are no words to describe... you hear such tones and have to think... MOOSEBUTTER!), and it wasn't nearly as memorable as when I actually played it for him... he also thoroughly enjoyed "Psycho", as did I. Awesome-ness. My roommates and I always had your songs stuck in our heads last year, so way to go. You brought my apartment and my family closer together with screwball comedy music.

Bought the SeeDee from your site after getting around to listening to some old ftp'd Dr. Demento shows... SPEW..

I have to tell you, I had to get an industrial lobotomy corkscrew and bore the lyrics to Star Wars out of my head. "Nobody cares if you upset a droid" was positively taking over my life. I was repeating it like some sort of hypnotic mantra.

Well, I got it out, but I am listening to it again as I write this, so I'll probably be hopelessly hooked forever..

Superb job on Psycho: The Musical. Really nice singing. Very sonorous..

Star Wars is great. You know, there is an ametuer Star Wars Fan-film competition. George Lucas even judges one of the categories.

You should get this song to him somehow...

I have been arbitrarily shouting out to my wife: "I'M IN THE LIBRARY!!!" ... despite the fact that I do NOT own a Cell Phone. She has no clue what the heck I am talking about, but it cracks her up none the less. Oh well...

Keep up the good work, follow your bliss and ignore the naysayers... you guys are tops in my book!

Davey

PS. When are you going to come to Montana!!!?? Missoula, Helena, Bozeman...

WOOOooooooo KIE

WOOOooooooo KIE

I love your "See Dee"! I put in "Turkey Dance", and I started to crack up. I couldn't even breathe for a long time! Well, I say, keep up the good work, and do another bird dance song. You rock!!

moosebutter rules so yeah Chris is just goofy that way. And he HATES yellow pants. If anyone is reading this please stop now ( because this is the end of this message )

You guys rock! My friends and I were talking and we think you guys need a song about frozen cheese or tacos. They would be great! Keep making songs!

Don't worry guys. All those things and MUCH more used to happen to me when I got in water. Your get used to it. Anyway tried to send 5% of my medals. But it set off a bomb detector and tall men in white gave back the medals and started poking me with 25 and 1/2 inch poles. So it won't happen. As for my DUI. I already got it framed and everything so.... Anyway my CD survived. Only now all your sond are mixed with 'The Eye of the Tiger' and 'Mr.Roboto' so can you give me another CD. I CAN"T SWIM WITHOUT IT AND AM TO CHEAP TO BUY A NEW ONE. please send it to 1234 NW Suicide Lane (death free for 18 days. Check that. 0 days) thank you.

uhh.... creepy... so... you're one of maybe two people... wierd...
So, uh... Tim, does your uncle enjoy laser-tagging?

You guys totally are the best, I'm so glad I stocked Jason (wink) and Court to all those concerts last summer! Wow, that probably sounds really bad.....oh well!

great music rock on! where did the turkey end up?

I saw you at the 4th of July parade and think you should come on down to Kentucky, i dont know why you would want to but you could. I leave you with a inspirational thought, "Life... is like a grapefruit. It's orange and squishy, and has a few pips in it, and some folks have half a one for breakfast."
Moose Butter is 1337

Hey! I'd love to have Glen replace the annoying "Come on Down'" guy on my show who's name is not important enough to remember. What do you say Glen

Hey guys u need to have a concert in Tenneessee!!!

When are you guys gonna release a music vedio!?!? Maby you could have one on the special features of Sons Of Provo DVD. I saw you on 2 news a few weeks ago, maby you can release a music vedio on TV. I just have this vision of the Star wras song, Darth Sidoius and Vader with an arm around eachother singing 'if you will not turn then purhaps she will...' or we seeing your guys's outlines in the drak then your upper half lights up 'a chicken farmer went out on one dark and dusty day...." WHEN IS A MUSIC VEDIO COMING!?!?!

hey, weston...what is up 'cuz?????
congrats on your success

I would just like to take this opportunity to heap praise and adulation on moosebutter. I would also like to let Tim know that the Bucket Brigade rocks. they came to our school (Crescent View Middle School)much in the same fashion that you came to our school. I loved 'em
ps. Lucas had a moosebutter T-shirt on stage. It was awesome
pps. is it true that you started the bucket brigade? cuz if you didn't i just wrote a totally random and pointless guestbook entry
ppps. they claimed that you (TIM) started them up but i didn't believe them
pppps. oh well
ppppps. don't ever be late to class
pppppps. I should probably stop now

***Harry Potter 5 not 6 :P

I saw one of your concerts at Provo Borders for the debut of HP. 6. Stumpled on the Website and remembered you guys...I love it, it cracks me up!!!
-Jeff
American Fork UT

As you wish. Although I don't know your address, and you can talk to my lawyers about my drunk driving citation. by the way, I happened to accidentally ruin my third moosebutter CD, because I went swimming with my CD player. I'm buying another one

You guys are very SPECIAL. i feel SPECIAL to have seen you at state FCCLA. you guys are awesome. come back to wyoming again please. lots of love. YEEEAAAAA!!!!!!!!

You guys rock!My sister and I love your CD.My personal fav is star wars

Usually I'm heapin' mashed poatoes and stuffing a mile high but I saw you all in Sons of provo and i thought I might just as well do some more heaping. You guys ar egreat and the movie was funny as all get out. Keep it up-- I can use all the giggles I can get!

I liked the show when they preformed for us at the State FCCLA, in
Cheyenne, WY

This past weekend, I had my 3 sons (15, 12, 10), my two nephews (10, 11), and my niece (7) at my house. I popped in your CD and was amazed. All 6 of them sat around the CD player and sang along and giggled and generally had a great time. I personally love your CD and giggle anytime I hear it. But now I have another reason to like it: anything that keeps 6 rowdy kids entertained for an hour is a good thing. Thanks!

You guys were great at the FCCLA Convention. I hope to see you guys again!

What the heck did you name yourselves moosebutter for?

you know how I'd always listen to music before swimming? It was moosebutter. Dancing Turkey pumps me up

What!? "Pour some sugar on me?" I thought Harry Potter was a parody of that song about me (Pretty Woman) written by Roy Orbison.

Tim,
The Utah A Cappella website recently changed to a very moosebuttery style again. Are you running it again instead of Jared?

When are you guys going to move this bathtub off my front lawn?

I know I already signed the guestbook (as Petunia. I also Painted the pumpkin, one of the stripes on Fred's pants and his shirt.), but I just want to thank moosebutter for worrying about my sanity, we all do.

Hey Moosebutter, just saw "Sons of Provo" yesterday, and you guys dominated! They should make a doc about you eh!

At Wyoming State FCCLA moosebutter came and performed for us. I enjoyed them every much! You guys were very funny!

I heard you guys at Wyoming State FCCLA in Cheyenne, WY, and i just loved all of your songs. You guys were really great and entertaining. I enjoyed every minute of you show. Thank You SOOO much for being there.

Hey,
I come from the Wyoming state FCCLA I had a lot of fun! I love your songs you guys are GREAT!

Moosebutter rocks my socks! Seen you guys at Wyoming State FCCLA and loved you! Don't exactly get most of the stuff you wrote on people's t-shirts and see dees (lol) but heck most people dont understand anything that I say so it all evens out!

This is a awsome band! I'm am part of Liahona School and these guys have preformed for us a couple of times. I think you guys should storm the Acadamy of Country Music Awards, throw killer monkeys at Kenny Chesney, drop Tobey Kieth into a bottomless pit and make Tim McGraw eat old spinach. THis has always been my life dream, but I'd be okay if MooseButter does it instead of me.

Jeff(my husband) takes your "see dee" to work all the time. He loves Star Wars and sings Cell Phone on the road. He kept asking when you're going to have another CD.

I saw you guys at the A Capella Jam (BYU) last Friday, great stuff! I've come to the conclusion that I've definately got to get your 'see dee', esp. after reading these esoteric comments in your guest book! :-) Love the Harry Potter song. Thanks! ~Beth

I love Star Wars, great song, had me holding my sides laughing so hard.

But I've got a question for you guys. Is Harry Potter spoofing another song, or did you guys write it? Cuase it sounds really familiar and its bothering the heck out of me.

My friend gave me "See Dee" and I laughed hysterically for the whole night. I then recommended it to all of my friends. Thank you, Moosebutter.

Ahh, so long have I strived to be as Weston, only to find that there is, and can only be, one Weston. Thus I continue to be merely the bald soprano, awaiting the day of Moosebutter's return to Provo...

MoOsEbUtTeR?!?!

I wish to publicly heap praise and adulation upon moosebutter, and just want to tell about a moosebutter experience, And feel free to do so here.

So I saw you guys at Borders...pretty much the funniest show I've ever been to...I was the girl who gave you guys the Suzanne Summers book "Get Skinny" to read out of, and also the one with the frighteningly loud laugh. You guys rock my socks off, just to let you know.

What is up with you? you guys are weird. I laughed when I saw you in Sons Of Provo. TTFN

"The Lunatics are running the asylum!" -The Radio Announcer Guy. Another quote dedicated to you guys. Love your music!

I am now signing in, much to the admiration of my peers. "And he stood as a testament to his perseverence, although he had no shoes on"- Sargmedicine. I dedicate this quote to Moosebutter. I enjoy your music greatly, although my kidney is extremely allergic. Thank you

Our entire family loves your "See Dee", especially my teenage boys. I play it in the mornings for their carpool and they love it - a great way to start the day especially those horrid Mondays. Thanks for the laughs.

Mr. Jones, i already had a huge amount of respect for you in choir class but tonight, it grew!!!! Way To Go!

I am the Unknown Member..maybe one day I will get my picture on this site *wink*wink* ps, I like to drink a lot of juice. and I like to drink it in bed. although I drink with care, i still spill some in my hair. now I am a sticky moose (puppet). actually, I am not. lucky you.

I like your hat

We love you Tim!! You guys are soooo cool! "Tim Jones is the man!"

I have to say, although at first I wasn't too keen on the music..but it's grown on me! now it's great! "I've got a turkey in my shoe!"

I always listen to them and know the words to every sonng. So, just to let you know, YOU ARE PRETTY-KICKIN SWEET!!!! I LOVE YOU GUYS!!!

I'm so glad Weston is on my speed dial.

you're freakingly awesome above all others, excluding myself! I love moosebutter!

I like moosebutter. Have come to my school twice, and i went to 2, count 'em, 2! concerts outside of that. IT pays not to be tardy. Moosebutter changed my life. Eat snails and dirty...ROCKS!

Yeah, I saw you boyz when you did the opening for "Laughin' Night" at the Timp Storytelling festival sometime between summer and fall, and was hooked. You could say that I am officially, a butterhead XD. Anyway, thanks for being oh, so totally rockin with your a capella-ness!

Yes, we danced to and did the hand motions of "Popcorn Popping." It's always great fun to be the only Mormons in the audience and get what's going on. It's like when you watch "The Singles Ward" with a lot of nonmembers. Anyway, hope you all come to Colorado again, and I'll see if I can find my pictures I took of the performance at RedFish.

I heard y'all last year at Boulder High School in Colorado. You sang "Popcorn Popping" My friend and I did that one dance to it... It made my life!

This is like the coolest singing group ever, Moosebutter rocks

moosebutter rocks!!!!

Oh, how uncanny the Mooseness is.

First time I heard you, I was a 6th grader (AHH!) at ACYI (two years ago.)

moose butter rules!!

As I sit in a spinning chair and type this entry, I remember those days when there was a dancing aardvark in my left sandal, and as he did a dance somewhere between the Charleston and the Disco, I thought of the days when I listened to the Alphabet Song and sang along. Moosebutter, your songs fill my hopes and dreams (and sometimes my nightmares) as I walk along roads where Ghost Chickens have trod.

You guys rock! Be on the lookout for some new drawings coming your way!

And I say hi to the fellow Court who was second to post on the Guestbook of Moosebutterdom.

I would like to personally tell you guys how much I admire your work. YOU SO TOTALLY ROCK!!!

Ooohh, ahhh, the Moosebutter guest book of wonder, brings chills to my skin, and a tear to my heart.
You guys are talented. No really, I tried to gargle water to the tune of carol of the bells last night, and I got very wet. I bow to Butter.

We miss the Borders gigs...any chance of you doing more of them? They were great!

Hah! I get to heap the adulation upon Moosebutter! Tim, Chris, Glen, and Weston are teh roxorz!! Umm, we (Jason and I) totally had an awesome time working for you guys this last summer, and thanks again for helping us out with the Mr. Mountain View Pageant and the Talent Show, we couldn't have done it without you!

Well... ummm... I heap much praise upon Moosebutter and I just want to say, "Long live the king of Liberia!"