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August 29, 2006, 12:00 pm MDT
I just wanted to tell you that in my dream Las Vegas strip that we had to draw for 2-D art, you guys have your own auditorium. Right next to the gum ball machine hotel that I also have a dream about. Just thought I would let you know!!
wow. honored, we are. inviting the wrath of grammar police ticket man, also, be we, uh-huh.   —moosebutter
August 28, 2006, 08:24 pm MDT
When will you guys be performing in Utah? We told our cousing in NC to see if they could go to your concert, but we want you to come back here and perform!
Tuesday   —moosebutter
August 28, 2006, 06:08 pm MDT
Okay, my friend and I did another Psycho the Musical, and it turned out hilarious. My friend, when you sang, "re re was the music in the night," he said, "stab, stab was the music in the night you liars." It was funny!
August 28, 2006, 05:58 pm MDT
Did you know that Moosetracks ice cream was #1 on the best sellers of ice cream lists? I tried it once, actually, it was the week after Megan and I saw you guys in Chicago. It was really good...although not as good as peanut butter ice cream, but I'm just partial to pb. You guys should try it...just for the fun of it, if you haven't all ready. Actually, it might have been the list for Indiana...I don't really know what list it was. My mom told me, she gets her facts mixed up really easily. Ok, well try it!!

Ooops...I just saw that I spelled my name wrong, but I'm too lazy to go and change it...so it will stay wrong :)

That is all I have to say for now.....
August 28, 2006, 06:52 am MDT
wow its kinda been awhile since i shigned the moosebook (not really, but o well) and i have to go to school in like 10 min!!!! :( first day of school is always sad. but its my sisters birthday and shes not happy (haha having your birthday on the first day of school that would stink!!!!) well i have to go get ready oh and MOOSEBUTTER ROX MY SOX!!!! yay

The One Causing Chaos!!!!!!!!!
August 27, 2006, 06:17 pm MDT
Yes,well..... I'm bored!!!!!
Try to guess the other me's!!!!
I'll take 'other mes' for $500, Alex.   —moosebutter
August 27, 2006, 03:27 pm MDT
To: All those known as "Josh"
Offense: Poor grammar, and causing confusion
Punishment: Must listen to "Uncle Earl's Hairpiece" while performing all "feats" mentioned in the afore-mentioned song
To all those known as "Ticket":
What did you do with my ostrich?   —moosebutter
Grammar Police Sheriff
August 27, 2006, 03:25 pm MDT
I now issue a ticket to "Josh" for several grammar errors, and for causing confusion in this "Guestbook".
Grammar Police Sheriff "Moe"
Coming soon: the section of the moosebutter web site where you can chat and cause chaos and leave us stodgy old can't-handle-the-chaos-because-of-old-war-wounds people out of it.   —moosebutter
August 27, 2006, 01:47 pm MDT
Sorry, I'm just conceited that way. Just kidding. It's just that the bulk of the postings by Josh have been posted by me, so yeah.
August 27, 2006, 01:46 pm MDT
I did.
Me too.   —moosebutter
Josh (the fake Josh)
August 27, 2006, 09:37 am MDT
Do you really think you are the only person in this world named Josh?
Josh R. (the real Josh)
August 25, 2006, 06:11 pm MDT
Can the real Josh please stand up? That would be me, by the way. Hey, grammar dude and anti grammar man (aka, the same person), real funny, posting as both people. It's obvious, how else could they have posted within 1-3 minutes of each other?
Moosebutter, you guys need to sing Bohemian Rhapsody. That would rock.
Chris Praiser
August 25, 2006, 05:34 pm MDT
I just wanna say.. that Chris is awsome!!!!!!!!!!!!
That Chris is something, isn't he?

This Chris, however, keeps eating all the salsa.   —moosebutter
August 25, 2006, 05:31 pm MDT
No I don't think I will.
August 25, 2006, 04:50 pm MDT
If your happy and you know it clap your hands......
Peat (The Dementor)
August 25, 2006, 04:49 pm MDT
I love the squash!!!!!!!!!!
August 25, 2006, 04:47 pm MDT
Yes we is!!!!!!!!!!!!!


PS: Moosebutter Great!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Grammar Police Dude
August 25, 2006, 04:46 pm MDT
Trying to put a stop to us already, Huh?
you will not escape!!!!!!!!

Grammar Police Dude
August 25, 2006, 04:43 pm MDT
Hay, grammer not matter. if we is careing about grammer we is going to school. so me and my ppl, will going to put a stop to it.
Anti-Grammar-Police-Man (A.G.P.M)
August 24, 2006, 06:15 pm MDT
Oh my gosh, maybe I should read what I send.
August 24, 2006, 06:11 pm MDT
Just thought I'd join in the grammar nonsense. I think its kind of funny. your doing a good thing, grammar man!
A casual observer
August 24, 2006, 05:56 pm MDT
You know, it's funny how some people can't take a joke.
A nosrep
August 24, 2006, 05:03 pm MDT
To my earlier writing: I meant moosebutter, when I said YOU GUYS ROCK. NOT the "Grammar Police". I just thought that I would clear that up..
a nosrep
August 24, 2006, 04:01 pm MDT
Thank you so much Ashley....I was going to get on here(like i'm now) and write exactly what you wrote. Oh, I also might have said, YOU GUYS ROCK!!
August 24, 2006, 03:14 pm MDT
ok that crap is getting ridiculous who cares how you spell!!! this moosebook is for people to talk to the awesomundo poeple we refer to as "moosebutter" (and its not Moosebutter so there!!) n e way i just wanted to say good luck at yalls next show sorry i havent posted my internet was shutoff *tear* but n e ways i made my mom get it back just so i could talk to you boys..n e way i gotta go ill talk to yalls lata!!!!
Love Peace and moosebutter grease!!!

PS mayonaise and musturd...when slow stirred, spontaniously cumbusts into a live kitten....lol(that was B E A U Tiful Weston!!!)
Moosebook Judge "Larry"
August 23, 2006, 04:20 pm MDT
Any appeals about tickets may be addressed to me.
Moosebook Judge "Larry"
Grammar Police Sheriff
August 23, 2006, 04:17 pm MDT
I'm sorry you feel that way, but I can't change my position. Davis, what do you mean by, "Pin a ticket on that posting"? If you want to complain about your ticket, ask the Moosebook Judge.
Grammar Police Sheriff "Moe"
A nosrep
August 23, 2006, 02:44 pm MDT
I'm really bored, and I was going through each of the pages, and highlighting everything. Which is fun, if your as bored as I am. Then I realized that if you highlight only over half of an e-mail address, that it will turn the rest of it red. Did you know that?? I bet not...haha.
Kassidi (last one i promise)
August 23, 2006, 12:24 pm MDT
aaaaaaaahhhhhhh my computer is messed up im done for the day ps im not doing anythign on purpose ahh
Kassidi (again)
August 23, 2006, 12:21 pm MDT
oops didnt mean for three entry things to pop up lol sorry guys!!!!

taken care of. Apology accepted.   —moosebutter
August 23, 2006, 12:20 pm MDT
hey i got a ticket haha thats funny im not going to change anything about the way i type haha *laughing at the grammor police*

August 23, 2006, 12:07 pm MDT
Whilst sitting at school today, I had the greatest idea. I think that you guys should have a music video, like Weird Al.

Love Moosebutter,

P.S. (To the Grammar Police)
Pin a ticket on that posting.
August 23, 2006, 10:49 am MDT
YOYO i wanted to know how u fellows got ur name
Other Ashley
August 23, 2006, 09:23 am MDT
Hey guys I haven't signed in for a while just thought I would say hi and good luck at your next show ,
" Fall down, get up. Trip onto your face, don't bother."
"I have a garden hose for and intestinal tract"
" do NOT us this as a floatation device"
"What the ointment"
Peace out girl scouts
August 23, 2006, 12:23 am MDT
oh and by the way whoever you "grammer police" people and what not are...who cares!!!!! yay i got in internet ticket!! w00t!!! oh crap 397657 bytes!!!??? ill never afford that one!!!!!!
just thought id let yall noe how i feel bout that..... haha
August 23, 2006, 12:21 am MDT
hey guys how've you been? I havn't signed in a while I've been really busy with work at the moment.YAY MCDONALDS!!! Haha anyway just thought I'd stop in and say hi...again.....you know you love my hellos...haha well I have to go so I'll talk to you guys later. Love, Peace, and....Turkey Grease!!
Savanna (again)
August 22, 2006, 05:32 pm MDT
My friend, Denae, thinks you guys are weird, but her dad cracked up when he herd the Turkey Dance song. "I found a turkey in my shoe" Could a turkey even fit in a shoe? And I don't think the turkey would be very happy in a smelly shoe. QUACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :b
August 22, 2006, 03:30 pm MDT
I just wanted to tell you that I am a purple squirell. I like to eat hot cinnamon rolls while the rest of you like cold, hard, chocolate chip muffins. haha....
So true. So true.   —moosebutter
August 22, 2006, 01:43 pm MDT
To: Patti,Kassidi, and all the Ashley's.
Offense: Grammar errors
Punishment: Must stare at a picture of Weston until the phrase "Warp Nine!" comes to mind.
Grammar Police Sheriff
August 22, 2006, 01:40 pm MDT
As you wish. I now issue tickets to Patti, Kassidi, and all the Ashley's. Remember, don't take this personally, I'm just doing my job.
Grammar Police Sheriff "Moe"
August 22, 2006, 12:56 pm MDT
This must be KILLING the Sheriff! Just look at all of those grammatical errors! AAH! It's driving me crazy! Please, do something!
August 22, 2006, 08:24 am MDT
Hey, I finally got the chance to get on to sign this book!

August 22, 2006, 08:03 am MDT
hey! haha erika signed the guestbook which means the word is getting out that moosebutter kicks booty haha well much love to you guys

Erika (kassidi's friend)
August 21, 2006, 04:36 pm MDT
yo yo yo ham an cheesez? so i hear ur seedee! it kicks bootka! love ya if i knew ya

~kassidi's buddy~
Grammar Police Sheriff
August 21, 2006, 03:48 pm MDT
The NBA. . . that would be the "Normal Basketweaving Association", correct? I'm not sure when their championship series is.
Grammar Police Sheriff "Moe"
J. Barrett
August 21, 2006, 12:11 pm MDT
Watched your show three times at the State Fair in Douglas, Wy. All I can say is, You guys are awesome. So nice to be entertained by good clean entertainment!!!!
Elvis never ate my pasta.   —moosebutter
Mars' greed
August 21, 2006, 11:12 am MDT
Sometimes i'm ready to visit myself in the mirror. Mabey they could spin goblet sharks.
Vivid paste makes my eyes hurt?
August 20, 2006, 08:48 pm MDT
hey all it is meee srry i could not make it to ur last proformice at wsf i was doing somthing but i no jordan did well u guy r sooo great come back nex yea love ya
Could someone call the grammar police, someone has stolen this poor girl's letters.

Contact the fair and tell them how much you liked us - and that we should come back nex yea. Oka?   —moosebutter
August 20, 2006, 08:16 pm MDT
HEY GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! whats up!! i miss u guys so much!!! u guys need to email me! kassidilla_21@hotmail.com k??? love you guys

Ashley #1 again
August 20, 2006, 07:49 pm MDT
BTW Jorge...i have a garden hose for intestinal tract too...wow....i thought i was the only one..... :-)
Ashley#1 (the kewl one) lol jk
August 20, 2006, 05:50 pm MDT
HEY GUYS!!!! gee i havent writen in a while!! lol jk n e way so the trailer is killin me!!!! its very unconfortable in here!!! lol so n e ways did you guys make it home safe? i hope so..well g2g im listen ing to Chris sing the valentine song!! hahaha later guys!!

PS Kittens are not to be petted when aflame. haha and...lemony lemony lemony hahaha good fiber....spice girl....tell me what you want...haha bye

Other Ashley
August 20, 2006, 04:58 pm MDT
hey guys your last show was cool how Jorge beat boxed during harry potter song you guys were funny. Thanks for signing or shirts with funny sayings,

What the ointment LOL?

hope to hear from you soon

Grammar Police Sheriff
August 20, 2006, 02:15 pm MDT
I feel sorely reprimanded. Would you like me to just issue warnings from now on, or should I continue with the tickets? I'll keep the tickets to a Moosebutter-ish nature.
Grammar Police Sheriff "Moe"
Jaymie aka Hippo
August 20, 2006, 12:00 pm MDT
hey guys how are you? thanks for coming to state fair you guys gave us something to do three times a day everyday. Well have fun at the rest of your shows talk to you later.
We are great, especially with the amount of dust in my body from Douglas, WY. Thanks for participating and dominating the dance contest. See ya when you come to town for a pancake dig!   —moosebutter
A nosrep
August 20, 2006, 05:22 am MDT
Do you guys get tired of being on the road? Or do you like to eat all the fast food and sleeping in hotels, not motels, because someone could come and rob and kill you in the middle of the night. Kidding. I know when my family traveled to Utah, I was dieing for regular homecooked meals, and my bed. Which I didn't get until 2 weeks later. So, do you like being on the road???
Ashley and ashley
August 19, 2006, 11:30 pm MDT
hello again!!!!! hahaha you will never get rid of us!!! hahaha *cough* anyways....have you looked in the trailer yet?? cuz uh....its getting a lil cramped in here...yea im writing on my cell..lol n e way we were very sad that you guys left us...*sniff sniff* n e ways i guess well talk to you guys later.
Megan from indiana
August 19, 2006, 09:12 pm MDT
I am glad that you like Marinated utensils. i have not tried that yet but i heard it is good. LOL. But for the pickles and Mustard sandwiches you have to put a piece of swiss cheese in between both or the bread will get soggy.

Megan a.k.a. MOOSE

p.s. Don't forget to look in under your bed for monsters
August 19, 2006, 12:20 pm MDT
you guys were awsome at fair, and i had loads of fun hanging out with Jorge....um sorry i cant make it down to fair today :( but ive been there all week.
write back- shorty0223@hotmail.com bye
Just one of the Ashley's
August 18, 2006, 11:17 pm MDT
well tis me..the outspoken Ashley...hahaha n e ways so how did you like my idea of the awesomeundo shirts!!??!!! arent they absolutly amazing???? n e ways cant wait to see you guys tomorrow!!! sosososososososo sad for me...ur last show....*sniff* *sniff* n e way im mondo tired so....night!!!!
August 18, 2006, 06:35 pm MDT
July would be great!!! Or the fair. Sounds good too. Any time in the summer actually...
The Reno Group
August 18, 2006, 05:03 pm MDT
June? Hmmm maybe I can get the info for the Reno Rodeo Fair for next year. Or the State Fair in August and the Art Town Festival held durning the month of July. Lots of Ideas....I'll look into it and get you guys some contacts.
August 18, 2006, 11:55 am MDT
I have to agree with the other Reno fans. It would be amazing if you did a show here. Especially if it was in the summer, JUNE*cough*Cough*.
Ashley and Ashley
August 18, 2006, 11:29 am MDT
hey guys we just wanted to tell you that we saw ur show..again today at 11 and it was fun..again..haha we were in the front row who requested the Britney Spears song(good Brittany impersonation by the way Chris :-) yea one of us were wearing the shirt "I Won't Give Up If You Don't Give Up" (thanx for pointing it out Chris..haha) n e way weve been to almost every show and are very sad to say that we may not be able to make the 2 or 5 oclock show maybe but we are very dissapointed because you guys are the Kewliest ever!!!!!! n e way we will try our hardest to be there!!!! t2ual!!!!! bye!
The Reno Group
August 18, 2006, 09:36 am MDT
Moosebutter it's a group we know
Moosebutter puts on one heck of a show
Moosebutter It's a cappella with comedy
Fun for the entire family
Shelby Kohtala
August 17, 2006, 10:39 pm MDT
Hey guys, i thought what i saw from u guys was fricken tight. I liked after the show how i got to chat with three of u i don't know all u alls names but i know i talked to jorge he was kool. and i talked to chris i really liked every part i saw plz rit me bak i have an e-mail. e-mail me at ***** thanx guys peace out homies
Silly Shelby, you are calling upon the wrath of the spambots by leaving your email address lying around. You will be punished by getting countless mortgage offers and online pharac3ut1ca1 advertisements.
If you'd like to email us, you're welcome to send emails to daboyz at moosebutter dot com or (name) at moosebutter dot com   —moosebutter
August 17, 2006, 10:36 pm MDT
I liked the songs your guys sung!!
August 17, 2006, 03:56 pm MDT
WIth all the school startb commotion it's been hectic but i finnally got time to post. So how are you guys going im great. Im trying to play the bass part of harry potter on my saxophone. Lol. See You guys.
August 17, 2006, 02:37 pm MDT
I was just(well, am) reading in my new literature book for English, when I saw that Moose was shortened from an Native American word. The word was Algonquian. If it wasn't shortened, you would be Algonquianbutter. I wonder how they got Moose out of that....
Ashley and Ashley
August 17, 2006, 01:40 pm MDT
Yes we really are Ashley and Ashley. And yes people say its very weird...anyway thats not why we are writing to you. We are writing to you because we think you guys are the Kewliest Group ever!!! and yes i said Kewliest. Anyways we just wanna say we are coming to your show...AGAIN at Wyoming state fair....and we are going to ask you to sing the cell phone song.....ok...um...we have to go...to the carnival...to see you guys....sooooo...bye.
August 17, 2006, 01:11 pm MDT
I just looked at the moosebutter entry on Wikipedia, and it says it might be biased. Why would that be?
Carbon.   —moosebutter
August 17, 2006, 12:12 pm MDT
I just learned that five hundred and twenty-four is wrong? Did you know that? Anyway....you guys rock.
August 17, 2006, 09:58 am MDT
Well long time no moosebook update....eh, guys? I wonder how Jorge is working out. That kid is pretty rad. I remember the first thing he said to me..."You have a moosebutter shirt, Therefore I love you." It was....interesting! lol. And Just for the record. Moosebutter is pretty rad Back to School Shopping Music. I like to walk down the middle of the mall singing Squirells. well...I haven't tried it yet. But I will....


Thats all I have to say.

I think.


K Bye.
August 17, 2006, 09:57 am MDT
Thank you guys for selling my family a cd we gave it to my dad as a b-day gift and he loved it so thanks and you guys are awesome remember that and yo'll go far in life.
one more
August 17, 2006, 09:53 am MDT
August 17, 2006, 09:52 am MDT
mushroom, mushroom, snake
August 17, 2006, 09:37 am MDT
"...cutting of the head and feet, and removing the internal organs plus two glands in the small of the back..."
I listened to the song five times without a break. My head hurts.
August 16, 2006, 08:35 pm MDT
To: mushroom, mushroom, snake
Punishment: Must listen to the Squirrel song 5 times in a row, with no pauses. To be done before September 1st.
Grammar Police Sheriff "Moe"
Grammar Police Deputy "Fred"
To: "Moe" and "Fred"
Punishment: Must eat a squirrel five times a day till the New Jersey Nets win the NBA Championship.   —moosebutter
Grammar Police Sheriff
August 16, 2006, 08:33 pm MDT
I'm sorry Caitlin, but you do have one mistake. I'll only issue a warning this time. I'm also giving Holly a warning, but only because it was a typing error. Next time revise what you type. Finally, I have decided that "mushroom, mushroom, snake" shall be issued a ticket for abysmal grammar. Please don't take this personally. I'm only doing my job.
Grammar Police Sheriff "Moe"
As Commander-in-Chief, I override you and say that although "mushroom, mushroom, snake" is weird, it's acceptable.   —moosebutter
August 16, 2006, 04:59 pm MDT
not spelling lessons...just typing lessons
August 16, 2006, 04:22 pm MDT
I just have to say.....YOU GUYS HELP WITH THE GOING-BACK-TO-SCHOOL STRESS. Screaming I Hate Mosquitos gets ride of a tremendous amount of stress. Although, it gave my mom a huge headache after I did it like 7 times in a row. It helped me tremendously though. So I don't REALLY minded. Just keep making funny songs, that Megan and I can listen to in the horribly cold winters, and my mom just might let us come and see you sometime next year.

Oh...to the deputy of grammar....I don't have any mistakes!!!! I don't even have run-ons or fragments. I know..because I can't spell.
We should start marketing ourselves as both "Stress-reducers" and "Stress-inducers", right? I understand horribly cold, which is why I live in Utah...uh...yeah.   —moosebutter
Grammar Police Sheriff
August 16, 2006, 03:42 pm MDT
Please excuse my deputy's error. He is still learning. Of course, you could use some spelling lessons also. "Is" is spelled i-s, not i-f.
Grammar Police Sheriff "Moe"
We understand that Justice takes a while to learn.   —moosebutter
August 16, 2006, 12:14 pm MDT
YO! im at school hahahaha!!! i love moosebutter!
And school loves you, too! I mean, moosebutter!   —moosebutter
mushroom, mushroom, snake
August 16, 2006, 08:46 am MDT
The following is in code. I hope one of you understands.
Ill way N glays is apearance day Ebay or ever fay? AA impal say "S yay" or (tripple a) "O niegh" ill way Oooo day
You ask in code for a simple "yes" or "no"? Sheesh.

It's possible that Glen will fill in at a random show or two in the future if someone else is unavailable, but he's not "the" bass in moosebutter now. Clear as mud?   —moosebutter
ryan seacrest(theone lady)
August 16, 2006, 07:26 am MDT
why did you guys name yourselves moosebutter?Why do you have moose crossing signs onyour shirts intead of like,a stick of butter with four,furry,brown legs and a moosehead or something like that? p.s.i like harry potter's bogey flavored jelly bean
-Because it reminds us of JC Penney hot dog days
-Because we don't like to be obvious. Or furry   —moosebutter
the one lady(again)
August 16, 2006, 06:46 am MDT
way oh!way oh!way oh!Jugga jigga wugga!!!!!!!I like exclamation points very much!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
We like it when you exclaim!   —moosebutter
the one lady
August 16, 2006, 06:35 am MDT
mushroom,mushroom,snake is my brother!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
dear mars' greed(the one lady)
August 16, 2006, 06:31 am MDT
gardeners make me ooze too.why depend with buttons? I'll tell you why. because buttons are awsome!!!!!!!
the one lady
August 15, 2006, 02:57 pm MDT
I love Weston!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And mushroom,mushroom,snake!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I love you too, Shitake.   —moosebutter
August 15, 2006, 01:07 pm MDT
This if for the "Grammar Police Deputy 'Fred.'" person. Sheriff only has one R!!!!!!!!!!
Take that, Deputy!   —moosebutter
Timy Jones
August 15, 2006, 11:16 am MDT
cuz if u mes wit it a bit u git Tim Y. Jones
Timy Jones
August 15, 2006, 11:14 am MDT
It's my name!
The coincidence... just..... so wierd.
Do they call you "bushy"?   —moosebutter
mushroom, mushroom, snake
August 15, 2006, 10:53 am MDT

(I just had to get that out of my way.)
I just shot you.   —moosebutter
Mars' greed
August 15, 2006, 10:49 am MDT
No! Who filed chicken marks?! ooooh! So you buy cabbage sockings? Gardeners make me ooze some times, but i love YA!! Ok, realy, seriously, why depend with buttons?
Weird.   —moosebutter
Holly, Nikki, Ashleigh & the "I don't have to go potty" girl - Tia
August 14, 2006, 11:30 pm MDT
We loved your show. Hopefully you can make it to Reno for a show or 2 or several (We'd come to all of them) We'll send you some pictures from the show in the next couple of days. Is there an address we can mail some stuff to? Tia wants to give Weston a carebear and Nikki and Ashleigh are working on a song (About you) and some drawings (moosebutter in Anime form) for you.
You guys were a great. We loved your energy. Tia was cute. So was I. I love carebears and I love to stare so yeah, send one on over. Email me directly weston@moosebutter.com and I'll give you a mailing address. Again, let us know of any contacts that work in theaters or concert halls. Arts councils. Schools. We'll give them a call.   —moosebutter
August 14, 2006, 11:26 pm MDT
successful   —moosebutter
Grammar Police Deputy
August 14, 2006, 05:03 pm MDT
Hello. I am Grammar Police Deputy "Fred." I will be assisting the Sherriff in his policing of the grammar of this "Moosebook." I will not be posting so often, but I will be policing the said "Moosebook" as often as possible, but also keeping in mind to not be excessive. We can only expect so much of people.
Thank you,
Grammar Police Deputy "Fred"
Well put, Lord Byron.   —moosebutter
Grammar Police Sheriff
August 14, 2006, 04:57 pm MDT
As the grammar in this guestbook is becoming horrendous, I've decided to start policing. I will be posting every few days to correct any mistakes, and to issue tickets. I will be assisted by my deputy, who will be signing on shortly.
Grammar Police Sheriff "Moe"
Don't get too excessive, as we don't want to create too much "traffic". Get it?   —moosebutter
August 14, 2006, 04:43 pm MDT
Or rather, Five "Freds"
Fred Jones of the Toronto Raptors.   —moosebutter
August 14, 2006, 04:43 pm MDT
Ha, you imposter you! I would never say "Save Room for the fishes"! I loathe fish! LOATHE! and mushroom boy, I think I actually equal more like, 5 freds. Sorry, but your calculations are a bit off
The fishes and the...loathes. Yay.   —moosebutter
mushroom, mushroom, snake
August 14, 2006, 04:30 pm MDT
Actualy, about three "Alice's".
What the?   —moosebutter

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