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A Person
February 3, 2007, 07:58 am MST
Did you guys ever think about oranges? Or Avacado? Or bananas? They are all naturally orange and green....and I guess you would call it yellow, but it's more whiteish. Therefore, they are naturally colored, with NO pesticides. Just thought I'd point out the colored, natural foods all around you! Have a GREAT day!
I think about oranges ALL THE TIME! My favorite fruit, taste, color, smell and body type.   —moosebutter
Pesticides Man
February 3, 2007, 07:13 am MST
Now come, Mr. Added Colors! We will conquer the world together! No food will be 100% natural now! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!
Mr. Added Colors
February 1, 2007, 06:24 pm MST
MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I am free!! Join me, Pesticides Man, and we will conquer Captain Organic Veggie Man! MWAHAHAHAHA!
West Point Resident
February 1, 2007, 03:51 pm MST
Today was my first day wearing my "mooseshirt" and the comments varied. There was "What the heck is Moosebutter" and there was "Those guys are awsome" and finally, there was "Tim is my uncle". So, I thought I could kill 2 birds with 1 sone by posting this. Is Trent realy your nephew? If so, Ha ha ha ha! I know his nephew!
P.S. More reason to have another show in davis county.
Don't know of any nephews named Trent, or in West Point. But, I do have relatives up there, so he could be a child of my cousin, which, not being too sure about what kind of relationship that makes, I think makes him my Home Ec. teacher from Middle School, twice removed.   —moosebutter
The Expander
January 31, 2007, 07:46 pm MST
Do you ever think you will move away from Utah and the surrounding states?

What song do you think you perform best on?
On moving: probably.

Songs we perform best on:
Chris: Sweet Georgia Brown
Weston: Doug
Glen: Doug
Tim: Canada
Jorge: wickey-wickey-scratch
Jeremiah: The Estonian National Anthem   —moosebutter
moose head
January 30, 2007, 01:53 pm MST
i love mooses!
Captain Veggie Man
January 29, 2007, 09:32 pm MST
Amen "A goon"! Let us all unite against Pesticides Man!
A goon
January 29, 2007, 05:11 pm MST
NO, Pesticides Man! For the last time, I will NOT join you, nor will my millions of cousins. You smell bad.
A person
January 28, 2007, 05:33 pm MST
I found Harry Potter!!!
January 28, 2007, 04:46 pm MST
Dear Moosebutter,
Long time no acapella-ness.
Pesticides Man
January 28, 2007, 12:23 pm MST
Doesn't anybody want to join up?
January 27, 2007, 03:14 pm MST
"Murder She Wrote"?

The one with the type writer? Interesting.

What about moosebutter songs?
Pesticides Man
January 27, 2007, 11:39 am MST
I am now recruiting goons for my pesticides army! Join me, or taste the pesticides!
Star Hall
January 27, 2007, 10:29 am MST
Saw you last night at BYU and loved it... despite the fact that one of you was "having children." The three of you pulled it off pretty well... made me laugh/cry, and convinced my already sweet wife to "be more cheerful!" Your talent knows no bounds...

It was much better that "CATS" - I want to see it again, and again, and again...

ps -wanted to say hello to Glen, but you were all being mauled by raving fans!... remember who you are...
Jessie Fereday
January 26, 2007, 09:33 pm MST
Darth Vader is my daddy.

On another note... saw you guys at BYU, had an amazing time, and am in a state of mourning over your deficit of upcoming live shows. The world mourns, my brethren.
Sad yet strange
January 26, 2007, 06:20 pm MST
Why has the "British faux" edition of Harry Potter been disbanded? Not only can you not buy it, you are unable to find it on the website.

Why has this been done? What about Uncle Jack...
We all miss Uncle Jack.

We are testing your internet savvy... can you find the British-ish version elsewhere on the 'net, away from the comfort of moosebutterland? If you can't, it probably means you're an honest, non-music-pirating kind person. If you can, WHERE DID YOU LEARN THOSE SKILLS and can you teach us?   —moosebutter
January 26, 2007, 03:03 pm MST
What do you think about your role in Sons of Provo?
Shoulda won the Oscar.   —moosebutter
Name the tunes:
January 25, 2007, 08:05 pm MST
1: Boo doo doo do doodle loodle loo, boo doodle loo, boo doodle loo, beetle leetle leetle beetle loo, boo deetle loo, bee deedle do.
2: Boo do doo doo do, boo doo dooo bo, do, do, do, deeeep, bee deele leedle…
3: Bo dododoo bododoodleloodle, bododododoo, Tequila!
1: "I am the Walrus" by The Beatles
2: "Honky Tonk Badonkadonk" by all the attendees of the 2006 Eastern Idaho State Fair
3: "The Estonian National Anthem" by Estonia   —moosebutter
Amanda Elkins
January 25, 2007, 05:26 pm MST
Oh my its been a while,
So how are ya'll? Life has been crazy for me. I work full time now and I'm in the musical Oklahoma plus singing a lot around the community. I have no life anymore. Well I hope things are going great. Sorry I haven't kept intouch. See ya soon
The Quizter
January 25, 2007, 08:44 am MST
Do you guys each have a favorite song?

Nice job with the remodeling.

And did you percussion in Prosthetic Santa?
Favorite songs:
Chris: "YMCA" by The Village People
Glen: "Achy Breaky Heart" by Gwen Stefani
Tim: "Living In These Star Wars (Disco Remix)" by The Rebel Force Band
Weston: "Taco Pits" by Sergio Mendes and the Tijuana Brass
Jorge: "Air on a G String" by J.S. Bach
Jared: "The Toga Song" by Bob Dylan
Jeremiah: "Ninjas, Unite!" by Danny Elfman
Andy: the theme song from "Murder, She Wrote" by ?
Pepe: "The Estonian National Anthem" by Estonia

Remodeling: Thanks.

Percussion on PS: yes, did we.   —moosebutter
January 24, 2007, 02:38 pm MST
Good job guys! You have one show up!! Hurray!
Actually, now we have none.

Hot bellies.   —moosebutter
Other Ashley
January 23, 2007, 07:39 pm MST
hey guys I passes all of my finals but one I am so happy but I passed the class I had an extra credit option on work ethic and if we were quite and I was and I passes YAY so we are all good now we start paws testing tomorrow that should be fun ooooo yes wish me luck ahve fun guys and like I am going to start my own acappla group I can't sing at all LOVE YOU GUYS

Tank the Horse
January 23, 2007, 05:27 pm MST
What about carrots? I like carrots too. Neigh.
Captain Veggie Man
January 23, 2007, 03:51 pm MST
And good for you too, Molly!
January 23, 2007, 02:51 pm MST
You'll have to poison me too because I love peas. I especially love the ones freshly grown in my pesticide free garden.
Captain Veggie Man
January 22, 2007, 05:20 pm MST
That's the spirit Caitlin!
January 21, 2007, 03:30 pm MST
I guess I'll just have to be poisoned...you just can't live without corn!
Pesticides Man
January 21, 2007, 01:07 pm MST
To all of you vegetable lovers, stop loving vegetables or else you will be poisoned by my pesticides!
A Person
January 21, 2007, 10:35 am MST
We just got our first snow today!!! HURRAY!!
Max(still not a wookie)
January 20, 2007, 03:08 pm MST
I'm still wondering were you got your rubber monkey
Mail order. From Russia.   —moosebutter
A person
January 20, 2007, 10:04 am MST
I was painting my room last weekend, and I realized that I hadn't listened to you guys since like Christmas. It was wonderful when I heard you guys in my CD player.
Pesticides Man
January 20, 2007, 09:33 am MST
Thanks, Tigon#2. Even a man that destroys vegetables for a living likes to have fans. Captain Veggie Man? I just want you to know that I am declaring war upon you, and anything that is fresh and green. My Pesticides Bots will get you!
Maggie From AFJR
January 20, 2007, 01:51 am MST
Hey loved your show at my school. and yes i am checking the website like you said. your powers of persuasion are just too great.
love your stuff.
I read "Persuasion" by Jane Eyre. Helped a lot. Thanks for checking out the website!   —moosebutter
January 19, 2007, 07:34 pm MST
Speaking of bacon,   —moosebutter
Captain Veggie Man
January 18, 2007, 05:10 pm MST
Ha, you bet I could. If Dennis Rodman can do it, so can I!
January 17, 2007, 03:33 pm MST
LaDainian Tomlinson, sure. But do you really think he could beat Karl Malone in a one on one, no holds barred wrestling match?
With one mangled in a blender, easily.   —moosebutter
Megan from Indiana
January 17, 2007, 01:59 pm MST
Does that mean that Jorge was on I've got a secret? Just wondering because you didn't really answer my question and I just be terribly miserable if you do not tell me. :)
No he was not. Jorge SHOULD be on more shows, though.   —moosebutter
Tigon #1
January 15, 2007, 06:34 pm MST
I think not! You know you love your veggies! All hail Captain Veggie Man and his side kick Junior Aspearigus!
I would eat buttered asparagus right now. How 'bout any of you?   —moosebutter
Tigon #2
January 15, 2007, 06:33 pm MST
WHat! Tigon#1 you trader! Pesticides man is asome! and better then vegggie man!
Tigon #1
January 15, 2007, 06:30 pm MST
You so totally rock Captain Veggie Man! You are tall dark and one green mean fighting machiene!
CVM is a beast. He good EASILY beat LaDainian Tomlinson in a turkey leg-throwing contest.   —moosebutter
January 15, 2007, 06:28 pm MST
Yea guys...we were so going to go to the Provo Library concert! We are bummed....what happened?
come on we want more moose butter baby!
So sorry. Keep your ears open. And your eyes...dilated.   —moosebutter
January 15, 2007, 10:31 am MST
What happened to the shows that you had planned? They are all gone now.
Art Garfunkel ate them.   —moosebutter
Other Ashley
January 14, 2007, 09:51 pm MST
hey guys school has been really boring I am SO stressed we have finals this week and I am not smart enough to be passing with b's and stuff so if I fail I could be okay but if I fail now I am in trouble that will mean I will fail the class then I will have to take them again next year then I will behind and I will be on teh 5 year plan and that won't be good so yea you guys rock

Other Ashley (the sane one)
Git 'er done. All the stress is worth it, if only to say you've "beaten them". This will prove valuable when you're trying to start your own acappella group. what?   —moosebutter
January 14, 2007, 09:50 am MST
So, I just wanted to know. Is Captain Organic Vegetable Man made out of vegetables? Or is he a man who like vegetables more than the average person? Because my friend and I got in a fight last night over that. Do you guys know?
We all have our own opinions as to the make-up of Veggie Man. I think he is nice, happy little man that basically pokes fun at how obsessed people get about their veggies and saving the Earth. He probably enjoys some good processed food once in a while and eats loads of pie.   —moosebutter
Nathan coleman
January 13, 2007, 10:49 am MST
you guys are awsomes
We imagine that you're at least...awemose, too.   —moosebutter
Pesticides Man
January 13, 2007, 09:43 am MST
And after my rant about Captain Organic Vegetable Man, I would think that it would be very... as you civilians say it, "cool" if moosebutter made a section in the Star Wars song dedicated to Jabba the Hutt. I think it would be "cool".
Pesticides Man
January 13, 2007, 09:38 am MST
Are you so sure, Veggie Man? How do you REALLY know that I am gone? Is it your 100% natural compost inflated head? Or have my pesticides been gargling your brain? Your end is near, Veggie Man. Do not underestimate the pesticides.
Other Ashley
January 12, 2007, 02:07 pm MST
hey guys I know I haven't wrote in a while but with school and the managing of the swim team it is kinda hard YOU GUYS ROCK keep doing your music and stuff

Other Ashley
I wish I could swim every day. That way, I'd never have to shower. Mmmm. Chlorine.   —moosebutter
The Punster
January 11, 2007, 08:15 am MST
Did you use instruments on "Uncle Earl's Hairpiece"?
Nope. That one's all-vocal, including the "vocal percussion" (aka "vp"). See the lyrics page for "Uncle Earl's Hairpiece" for more info.   —moosebutter
Captain Veggie Man
January 10, 2007, 03:52 pm MST
I believe Pesticides Man is finally gone for good! We may now all eat vegetables without fear of being poisoned!
January 9, 2007, 04:41 pm MST
Sorry, forgot the "or" between apple and microsoft.
January 9, 2007, 04:41 pm MST
Question. Mac/Apple, Microsoft? Heck, or Linux?

Really, between us we have 'em all covered.   —moosebutter
Insane Moosey Fated Personages
January 8, 2007, 04:33 pm MST
They're Coming for me!! They're Coming for me!! They're Coming for me!! They're coming for me!! They're coming for me!! They're coming for me!! Help, No GET AWAY!! ITS THE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOGIES!! DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!
Oh my.   —moosebutter
Insane Moosey Fated Personages
January 8, 2007, 04:27 pm MST
Moosebutter, you need to come to Davis County Utah much more often!! I miss you guys sooooooo much!! I am waiting for you to come!!
Send us an email with the name of your school and principal and we'll see what we can do!   —moosebutter
Minny Moose
January 8, 2007, 04:24 pm MST
Moosebutter with all my heart!
You guys should fuse Moosebutter with Invader Zim!!!!
Well, Love Yall!!!!!
January 8, 2007, 08:47 am MST
Do you really use absolutely no instruments? And who sang the Psycho solo?
A few non-human-originated sounds sneak in from time to time. One of our slogans (which randomly shows up on the front page) is "97% a cappella; 100% goofy". Is there a particular song/sound you're wondering about?

Tim sang lead on Psycho, as noted on the lyrics page for Psycho: The Musical   —moosebutter
January 7, 2007, 11:47 am MST
Never mind, then. But go for those brand spankin' new kosher hot dogs!
January 6, 2007, 04:22 pm MST
My family went to a family summer fair thing a couple miles away, and there was a place that sold deer, elk, and moose burgers. They looked weird....the meat was like a really light brown.
The way you described the meat reminds me of an injury I had when my sister "accidentally" dropped a rock on my head: light brown. Don't eat meat unless it looks like the pictures in advertisements in those airline mags.   —moosebutter
January 6, 2007, 12:22 pm MST
I want a mooseburger! They might sell those things at Cabella's... they sell all kind of wierd things in that place.
January 5, 2007, 09:04 pm MST
Ew, Mac
January 5, 2007, 07:54 pm MST
I'm SORRY I haven't posted here for so long!!!!!! Well, I came to tell you that the closet thing that I could get to the word 'Moosebutter' was 'Mooseburger'!
Mooseburger (Noun)
A burger with moose meat.
Moose meat may be served with other things.

That's literally what the dictanary on my MAC said!!!!
Yet ANOTHER reason why I love Macs! See if you can open up a "Mooseburger" stand during the summertime. I'd buy two/week.   —moosebutter
January 5, 2007, 12:03 pm MST
That stands for 'anonymous'. Anyway, I just wanted to wish all'yoll a Happy New Year. so here it goes. Ok... uh... yeah... happy new year... and... stuff...
January 4, 2007, 07:33 pm MST
Aah! Only 361 days left in the year?!? Why didn't somebody tell me???
Enjoy the fact that you have conquered most of January (this inspirational moment brought to you by, Orange County: where everyone gets sun AND IBS)!   —moosebutter
January 4, 2007, 01:26 pm MST
That was quite the lull in conversation. Only 361 days left in the year guys!
very disapointed person
January 2, 2007, 01:53 pm MST
Happy late new year I was so bummed I missed your concert hte other day (long time ago but haven't been on a computer for awhile) I was going with my choir teacher and some friends and we got there and it was canceled so we went and got starbucks
SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO sorry. Starbucks is NOT the best replacement for a cancelled moosebutter show. At least you didn't have to go to Home Depot.   —moosebutter
#1 Ashley
January 1, 2007, 05:58 pm MST
hay all!!!! hows everyone!!!??? i havent writen in a while i kno but i been busy well i better go u guys better write me back soon!!!!!

LOVES!!!!!! Ashley #1 the kewliest!!!!
Explain why you are the "kewliest".   —moosebutter
Pesticides Man
January 1, 2007, 05:32 pm MST
Arg, something happened with the detonator button! Dang it. Oh well. Your demise was only postponed! Watch the skies!
Pesticides Man
January 1, 2007, 05:31 pm MST
Arg, something happened with the detonator button! Dang it. Oh well. Your demise was only postponed! Watch the skies!
Captain Veggie Man
January 1, 2007, 12:51 pm MST
HA, you are foiled again!! I am not dead! And, unfortunately for you, my good will has timed out. Your end is coming, Pesticides man!
Pesticides Man
January 1, 2007, 12:00 am MST
Happy New Year!!!
December 31, 2006, 10:03 pm MST
Pesticides Man
December 31, 2006, 09:48 pm MST
Alright, Veggie Man. I am counting down time, and in about... 2 hours and 15 minutes, you will be destroyed with my pesticides time detonator. Take care!
Captain Veggie Man
December 31, 2006, 01:36 pm MST
I make my triumphant return! Pesticides man, the time until I resume hostilities towards you counts down! I suggest we make merry until that hour that we may no longer be friends!
Pesticides Man
December 31, 2006, 10:37 am MST
Well, anyway, thanks for the support, and for your support, take this free can of pesticides. And maybe you can take two, so that the next time you see Veggie Man, you can give one to him, too...
December 31, 2006, 09:17 am MST
as long as i'm not a veggie, or a pesticide, i can be both....
Pesticides Man
December 30, 2006, 09:03 pm MST
But that would mean that you are violating the Veggie Act of 1812 if you are my fan!
December 30, 2006, 08:11 pm MST
that doesn't mean that i'm not your fan too...
December 30, 2006, 01:17 pm MST
OMGOSH!!!! YOU GUYS TOTALLY ROCK!!!! I love your music!!!! My fav is Captian Veggie pants, oh and the Cell Phone song, every time my cell phone rings I think of that song!!!!! HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!!!
Pesticides Man
December 30, 2006, 01:13 pm MST
Captain Veggie Man has fans? No fair.
Captin Veggie Man Fan
December 30, 2006, 07:40 am MST
Give him time, give him time...
Pesticides Man
December 29, 2006, 01:39 pm MST
When are you going to come out, Veggie Man?
Pesticides Man
December 28, 2006, 06:34 pm MST
Come out, come out wherever you are, Veggie Man!
dave brown
December 27, 2006, 11:02 pm MST
moosebutter is superbly non-horrible.
I would cuddle with you right now.   —moosebutter
Megan from Indiana
December 27, 2006, 10:53 pm MST
Hey this is a Question for Jorge. Where you on the game show "I've got a Secret" Because there was a Jorge Jones on that show and he was even wearing red chucks just like Moosebutter wears. Just wondering.

Jorge has ALSO recently been on "Deal or No Deal". He was the guy backstage that kept tripping over the power cord to Howie Mandel's oxygen tank.    —moosebutter
Pesticides Man
December 27, 2006, 12:43 pm MST
Pesticides Man is back! I was gone for a long time because my mother grounded me from my internet, but now I am back. And Captain Veggie Man, the Christmas season is about gone, and you need to get some counseling!
December 27, 2006, 10:31 am MST
...speaky, spoky.   —moosebutter
December 27, 2006, 09:50 am MST
I finally got my c.d. I'm so excited!
December 26, 2006, 06:06 pm MST
If u r reading this Brittany,(the one below this)
write back!
I love gyros.   —moosebutter
December 25, 2006, 09:10 pm MST
Found my love of moosebutter at the Vegas Bowl. What a splendid surprise! Aching to buy cds.
So, have you bought any CD's?   —moosebutter
December 25, 2006, 09:15 am MST
December 24, 2006, 09:36 pm MST
Agh, I can't sleep. And your music isn't helping, though it is getting me into the spirit of things.
How'd you sleep the past three weeks?   —moosebutter
December 24, 2006, 07:02 pm MST
I wish i had more time on my hands so i could see more of moosebutter's shows!
i luv them!
i live in provo utah so i dont really hear from them live! sorry about the thing below!
December 24, 2006, 07:00 pm MST

(sorry. i wanted to see if this works.)
December 24, 2006, 05:45 pm MST
Great job at the Vegas bowl. I had a fun time listening to you at the tailgate party. Sorry that my sister couldn't think of what she wanted for christmas, she get's a little shy sometimes and can't think very well when she does. Why was there only 3 of you though? Still sounded great. And Weston, you probably should work on your water-bottle-basketball a bit more. Just a bit funny how you missed the trashcan.
I am now playing for the Utah Jazz. I'm the one near portal 210, picking up trash when people miss. You should see me!

As for your sister, women don't know what they want. Ask her.   —moosebutter
Amanda Elkins
December 24, 2006, 04:52 pm MST
Hey guys,
Its been a while since I've been on here. I hope life is great and that your now having a wonderful holiday with you families. I was pretty bummed about your concert being cancelled on the 18 but its life and things happen. Hopefully me and my friends will be able to see ya in a concert soon. Well have a Merry Christmas and a better New Year!!!
Hope you've been celebrating the new year by studying! Chris and I are celebrating our New Year with Dr. Natura!   —moosebutter
December 24, 2006, 09:04 am MST
Last night some people dropped off a bag with food in it, and there was fruitcake. Now, everytime my mom and dad eat some, I start singing fruitcake. Then the song is in my head, and I can't get it out. MERRY CHRISTMAS!!
December 23, 2006, 06:47 pm MST
Doesn't 99 cents mean it costs money?

Anyway, I can't download anything permanent onto this here thing I am typing on.
Yep, 99 cents = money. That's the trade-off for not having to come to this website just to listen to a particular song.
Keep in mind that this also helps pay our bills, so we can afford to keep making the music you love.

Don't get us wrong; we're really happy that you like our stuff, and you can come back any time to listen. Tell your friends to come listen, too. And don't forget the Listening Lounge where you can find free stuff to download.   —moosebutter
Captain Veggie Man
December 23, 2006, 05:58 pm MST
Counselling?! Who do you think I am?! However, in light of this special time of year, I suspend all hostilities towards Pesticides man, for the time being. Merry Christmas, everyone!
Gasp ar.
December 22, 2006, 08:11 am MST
I almost emailed you guys.
But now I can go back to listening to Feliz Navidad. Which was very well done.

Good job, Weston!
Ya know, there's a real simple way you could listen to Feliz Navidad any time you want, even when our site is down or your internet connection is down. See that little checkbox that says "99 cents" right next to the song....?    —moosebutter
Relieved Fan
December 21, 2006, 08:59 pm MST
Wow. For a couple of days there, I thought this site was gone. I couldn't access it at all. Thank goodness it is back!

I think Pesticides Man needs some major counseling. Captian Veggie Man should also consider counseling. It may do him some good.

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