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Davis (Done Fighting Off Zombies)
March 16, 2007, 08:32 am MDT
Sorry About The Death Threats and Things of That Nature. Some people in Henderson are just way to excited about you guy7s maybe coming! As we all know tomorrow is Saint Patrick's Day and I have A Song For You Guys:
(Sung to The Tune Of "I'm A Little Teapot")
I'm a little leprechaun
Dressed in green,
The tiniest man
That you ever seen.
If you ever catch me, it is told,
I'll give you my pot of gold!

Awesome Isn't It,
Davis (Trying to make a State of Union after the Zombie War)
Crash
March 16, 2007, 08:15 am MDT
Pussit to the moose
?????   —moosebutter
Davis (Pardon The Poodlemeister and The Phantom Flatulence)
March 15, 2007, 08:41 am MDT
Davis Powers (of sound, mind, and flatulence) LOVES MOOSEBUTTER!

Raise The Moose,
Raise The Moose,
The Moose is On Fire!
Poodlemeister
March 15, 2007, 08:39 am MDT
JESUS IS COMING!!!!!
PLAY IN HENDERSON< OR ELSE
The Phantom Flatulence
March 15, 2007, 08:36 am MDT
PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTT!!!!!
BBBBBRRRRRRAAAAAAAAPPPPPPFFFFF!!!!
SPWEEEE!!!!!!!
sorry..

anyway, you need to come to henderson for a concert, im with my man davis over here.
Aoyagi ritsuka-san
March 15, 2007, 08:08 am MDT
Ahhhh... Captain veggie man... i know who the impostor is and will see to it he is whipped soundly, for the good of discipline, of course.

friend of all poodles,
ritsuka-kun
M@SH
March 14, 2007, 06:23 pm MDT
So how did the school respond when you called them? Did they say you could?

ME, DAVIS, AND aoyagi ritsuka-san
ARE STILL FIGHTING OFF ZOMBIES!
Captain Veggie Man
March 14, 2007, 05:32 pm MDT
Don't believe that imposter. You obviously have never studied Egreg's Theorem if you didn't understand that reference, Innocent Bystander. You need to learn yourself, it will help in the upcoming days of darkness, and peril!
Aoyagi ritsuka-kun
March 14, 2007, 08:03 am MDT
davis made the info on a earlier entry, its got more than i can provide, maybe you guys can play?
it's up to our acid-king of a principal...Mr.Long
Don't worry, they've let some crappy people in, so pro's like you are a definite Yes! could you play the best song ever?? see ya l8r

ritsuka
We're on it. Gracias.   —moosebutter
Captain Veggie Man
March 14, 2007, 07:58 am MDT
im a loser and a nerd who goes against pesticides man, who protects me from bug and plague!!
Innocent Bystander
March 13, 2007, 10:46 pm MDT
What does truth and justice have to do with stone??? That was a really strange comparison. It makes me laugh.
Captain Veggie Man
March 13, 2007, 08:05 pm MDT
And who's side would you get involved in? Me, the champion of truth and justice? Or Pesticides Man, the epitamy of all things stone. Make your choice . . .
Innocent Bystander
March 13, 2007, 03:02 pm MDT
Hey you two! Cut it out. That truce hasn't lasted long, has it? Veggie Man said Pesticides Man was an inarticulate blob of rat poison because Pesticides Man was going on and on about some Darth-Veggie character in a desert land. So, cut it out, or I may get involved.
Captain Veggie Man
March 11, 2007, 08:33 pm MDT
I thought we were on good terms, Pesticides Man. You surrendered to me. I have no need to apologize to you.
And it continues...   —moosebutter
Pesticides Man
March 9, 2007, 09:34 am MST
You Fool! I... was just reading through the past posts from you, and you seemed to have called me an inarticulate blob of rat poison! Apologize, Veggie Man!
We thought you were retiring? Say it ain't so!   —moosebutter
cowtipper
March 8, 2007, 08:18 am MST
you guys needz 2 get ova here and make a beatz for da fawnky frezness yo!
I'm going to name my first child, Fawnky. I think he/she will like it.   —moosebutter
aoyagi ritsuka-kun
March 8, 2007, 08:09 am MST
hey, you guys should tour, like in henderson or somethin' we could really use some DECENT entertrainment..... keep killin those monkeys
I've made a few calls and will continue workin at it. Email us with your school name and number and principal. Anything helps. Harry and the Hendersons.   —moosebutter
Josh
March 7, 2007, 09:23 pm MST
I have a question for you guys. Answer as one or individually. Would you rather survive a nuclear war only to become a podiatrist to a race of mutants, or catch a cold after freezing your
face in a bowl of liquid nitrogen?
Podiatrist, 'cause I'd still be in good health. And just imagine that conversation you could have with mutants!   —moosebutter
He he posts unseen, like most of you.
March 6, 2007, 06:48 pm MST
Ye shall migrate like the moose of old in reverse, heading north instead of south so you may reap further benefits for the herd in the states centering around Ohio. Then shalt thou sing and drive ridiculous Hawks and K's out of business in an orderly and altogether kindly and a well reported way.
Wow. Thank you , King James. Ohio is a chosen land, kinda like the Mines of Moria.   —moosebutter
Aninnymoose
March 5, 2007, 09:03 pm MST
You guys should expand with the moosebutter logo onto t-shirts, stickers, backpacks, and different kinds of merchandise that will get you guys rich fast. That's how I would do it. But you guys are not me, so do what you shall (I have no idea what I just said either, Captain Veggie Man, Lord of the Grammar).
Check out www.cafepress.com/moosebutter   —moosebutter
Megan from Indiana
March 5, 2007, 01:15 pm MST
Hey I was really excited for this year to come for only one reason and that was to see you at that contest thingy in Illinois. Are guys really not going to the contest because Caitlin and I really wanted to see you guys.
Doesn't look good, but ask Tim. Or Brian Singer.   —moosebutter
SCREAMER!
March 4, 2007, 05:51 pm MST
I am too busy with my metal band.

Seriously.
Seriously?
Cool. Got a website yet?   —moosebutter
SCREAMER!
March 4, 2007, 05:50 pm MST
You guys miss me.
We do. Whenever our next is in Utah, we'll expect you to be in full force. And by full force we mean, toolbox and all.   —moosebutter
Aninnymoose
March 3, 2007, 12:37 pm MST
You guys should come to Springville Junior High School. It would be AWESOME!
Tell your music teacher and principal to check out our website and give us a call!   —moosebutter
Child named after a rock star
March 2, 2007, 04:05 pm MST
1.Doug is cool
2.Weston is da bomb
3.I like squirells
1. Only when he's taken his multi-vitamins
2. His nickname in high school was "TNT"
3. My grandpa once ran over one in the middle of its body and it kept on living   —moosebutter
Aoyagi ritsuka-kun
March 2, 2007, 08:15 am MST
i dont suppose you got inspired a little by the "they might be giants" hit particle man, or wierd al? davis say hi too
Tim is inspired by things such as "steeples" or "stucco" or "candie yams" so yes, there's a good chance he was inspired by those artists.   —moosebutter
A student at Centennial Middle school
March 1, 2007, 10:48 pm MST
YOU GUYS ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOU SHOULD COME BACK AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!
VVVEEEGGGIIIEEE MMMAAANNN!!!!!
Thanks so much! You guys were tons of fun, even if you didn't throw candy at us!   —moosebutter
That Girl Who Yelled at You at Centennial Middle School for Not Singing in Japanese.
March 1, 2007, 06:10 pm MST
You don't know every song in the universe or Japanese as a matter of fact! And I wasn't wearing mauve. But otherwise the show was pretty good.
We DO know every song in the universe, we just have the option of not sining them all to you. I own stock in a Japanese tile company and receive quarterly statements in Japanese so yes, we can sing in Japanese. Color is in the eye of the beholder.   —moosebutter
Anonymous Fan
March 1, 2007, 04:51 pm MST
Hey Sabre, what do you mean the Harry Potter song WAS so cool??? It still is very, very cool in almost every respect.
Sabre( I'm from Centennial Middle)
March 1, 2007, 04:46 pm MST
The Harry Potter song was so cool!!!!
Please remember Harry Potter whenever you eat pancakes. There's a lawsuit brought against him recently by Bisquick.   —moosebutter
wookie
March 1, 2007, 03:16 pm MST
im from centenial
Is that all ya got? Let us know how you liked the show!   —moosebutter
...
March 1, 2007, 12:54 pm MST
Today is March 1st!!! Hurray!
Hungrylikethewolf
March 1, 2007, 08:54 am MST
I LOVED kitty mambo!! My friend said "What if you put tape on your cat's paws and stuck it to the celieng? Ahhhhhh! Ninja Kitty!!!!!!" I might put tape on my kitty's paws, just to see if he likes it or not!!
We feel confident in saying that your kitty would not like having tape on his paws. Hence our standard disclaimer at the end of that song:

"moosebutter does not condone putting tape on kittens' paws, giving high-fives to charging rhinos, or using Siberian Huskies as flotation devices."   —moosebutter
Aoyagi ritsuka-kun
March 1, 2007, 08:15 am MST
i am gonna get many a your song "legally" off the 'net, DON'T try and stop me adam sandler!! GEEZ.

cheese rocks
Jason
March 1, 2007, 03:24 am MST
Well done , thoroughly enjoyed your performance.
macys furniture gallery location
We enjoyed your furniture-like response. Armoir!   —moosebutter
Hungrylikethewolf
February 28, 2007, 09:04 am MST
Here are a few options of how you get bloody noses:

A)Russian Squirrels bite the inside of your nose.
B)Squirrels and Chickens play catch with chainsaws.
C)Chickens peck in your nose.
Hope you had fun at Centennial! Was great seeing you!   —moosebutter
Captain Veggie Man
February 27, 2007, 08:54 pm MST
Ah, this is the life . . . no oppression, pesticides free foods, everything is good.
Hungrylikethewolf
February 27, 2007, 08:59 am MST
My brother(who you will be seeing on March 1st) insulted Captain Veggie Man!!!!

*Starts in the middle of remix* To see

Jesus of suberbia the bible of

Captain Organic Vegtable Man! I fight against the evilness of pestisedes and added colors! If your organic, then you can probaly stand and shout for Organic Veggie Man! I'm

White and nerdy! I wanna mow with the gangsters, but so far they all think i'm too white and

*goes into a different song*





MY BWUDDEW CAN BE MEAN!!!
This email is totally like one of those nonsense spam emails that I get all time.   —moosebutter
Nosrep
February 26, 2007, 01:19 pm MST
oh, ok got it. And by the way, you rock!
Aninnymoose
February 25, 2007, 02:22 pm MST
Howdy yall. I still have nothing to say... so... yeah... uh huh... why am I typing?
Aninnymoose
February 25, 2007, 09:13 am MST
Ciao. I have nothing to say, except moosebutter is AWESOME! FREAKIN' AWESOME!!!!!!
Nosrep
February 24, 2007, 01:11 pm MST
Is it just my computer, or do the signings keep disappearing?
Some of the "spam" ones get cleaned up, but no actual postings from real people have been deleted.   —moosebutter
Caitlin
February 20, 2007, 01:51 pm MST
Ok, thanks. Megan is still like hyperventalating though.
Aoyagi ritsuka-kun (back from the doctor)
February 20, 2007, 08:10 am MST
yeah i'm sick and davis here got nailed with a snowball loaded with empty silly-string cans, were scientific geniouses huh?
Orcus
February 20, 2007, 08:05 am MST
Love the music!!! I still remember seeing you guys years ago at an art fair in SLC. You even signed my CD!! Wow!!
I'm the friend mention below, by Sogortheogre by the way.
What school do you go to, now? We'd love to go!   —moosebutter
Sogortheogre
February 19, 2007, 07:57 pm MST
Wow, you guys are neat. Too bad I'm probably the only person outside of the Utah-ish area that has heard of you... besides my friend who moved from there.

-Some guy in South Carolina
There are plenty of others like you. Just ask around and if they say "no", tell them about us.   —moosebutter
Other Ashley
February 19, 2007, 02:11 pm MST
hey guys happy presidnets day guys I am going to see if you can come back for state fair you guys were cool and I am keeping my pigs down there so I got to pay rent so ya I will talk to you later

love,
Ashley the sane one
It's always good to hear from you. And your precious and precocious pigs.   —moosebutter
Captain Veggie Man
February 18, 2007, 09:16 pm MST
I graciously accept your resignations. Perhaps in the near future, I will allow you to serve on my high council of Veggie-ness, and we can make this world a better place.
Mr. Added Colors
February 18, 2007, 05:36 pm MST
As Pesticides Man is retiring, I have almost no reason to continue the war. I, too, am retiring. Let Veggie Man reign with justice. And so saying, I resign.
Caitlin
February 18, 2007, 03:32 pm MST
Ok, so I thought that we were going to be gone during the Chicago Harmony thing, and I trashed the e-mail that had the date. Now Megan is like freaking out on me because I threw it out without checking on the date. So could you just tell us when it will be? Great. Thanks!
Chicago Sweeps is March 24... but, it's still not for sure we're going to be there, contrary to the email we sent out. Having some travel issues. So, wait for definite word before you make travel plans.   —moosebutter
Pesticides Man
February 18, 2007, 12:13 pm MST
Alright, I am done with my life of crime. I wish to eat vegetables in peace, but I won't eat those freakin' tomatoes. Anyway, I will still sign the moosebook under this name, but I want to retire my life of crime. Peace out, Veggie Lovers.
A person not in the thing with other people
February 18, 2007, 05:56 am MST
I just wanted to say that you guys are amazing and that I hope to come and see you soon!
We hope you get to see us soon, too! What school do you go to? You email us the info and we'll give them a call!   —moosebutter
Captain Veggie Man
February 17, 2007, 12:45 pm MST
Uh . . . I did not understand a word you just said Pesticides Man, you inarticulate blob of rat poison!
Pesticides Boy
February 17, 2007, 08:36 am MST
Pesticides Man has just left for an unknown planet, where he will make another attempt to destroy Earth with Pesticides and Added Colors. And I do not pick my nose, Goons. And I also enjoy the smell of my Uncle Pesticides.
Pesticides Man
February 17, 2007, 08:17 am MST
How did you know my weakness in the battle station??? Surely not you were not caught my apprentice Darth Veggie-Killer, and you sent the plans down to a certain desert planet where Darth Veggie-Killer's son bought the droids where the plans were hidden?
Captain Veggie Man
February 16, 2007, 05:44 pm MST
Battle Royale? Ha, perhaps if Pesticides Man put up more of a fight! More of a Battle Mediocre, or a Battle Incredibly Easy for the One and Only Captain Veggie Man, because Pestcides Man can't Put together a Decent Super-Weapon worth all the beans in Kansas! Personally, I prefer the latter definition.
aoyagi ritsuka-san
February 16, 2007, 08:13 am MST
you guys haven't said much, r u givin' up the guestbook?
No, we're just avoiding getting caught up in the battle royale between Captain Veggie Man and Pesticides Man   —moosebutter
Caution
February 15, 2007, 09:06 pm MST
Don't listen to the Squierrel song 20 times in a row. It makes your head asplode. I assume that is what happened at the space station. Take heed of this warning.
Thank you, rocket scientist.   —moosebutter
Warning
February 15, 2007, 09:03 pm MST
YOUR HEAD ASPLODE
not again...   —moosebutter
Warning Notice:
February 15, 2007, 01:32 pm MST
Pesticides Man's Space Station has been asploded
M@SH
February 13, 2007, 03:24 pm MST
Hey hey hey whats up guys!? you guys are the only people i know who reply to questions and requests! THAT makes you awesome! LOL and your music of course

Any way

SO I REALLY HOPE YOU GUYS PERFORM AT ME AND DAVIS'S SCHOOL!!!!

WELL TTYL!
Aw, shucks. No, _you're_ awesome. Blush.

Ta-ta ya later?   —moosebutter
aoyagi ritsuka-san
February 13, 2007, 08:52 am MST
whats up, guys, i'm kinda new here but i've heard a lot aboot you guys, so i'll check you guys out every day in the underworld with my friend davis.
Davis (Fighting off Zombies)
February 13, 2007, 08:34 am MST
I'm here with concert info for Henderson County Schools:

website: http://www.hendersonschools.net/

Henderson County Schools
Henderson, Ky 42420
1805 Second Street

To Contact My School Henderson North you can reach us at: (270)831-5060
Henderson North
1707 Second Street
Henderson, KY 42420

Fax: (270) 831-5064
Hours: 8:00 AM - 3:15 PM Principal: Scottie Long
Assistant Principal: Keith Watkins
Curriculum Specialist: Heidi Wood
Guidance Counselors: Cynthia Farris
Brian Gardner
Y.S.C. Director: Brad Armstead


I would really love it if you'd come preform for us.

Thanks,
Davis (Still fighting off Zombies)
We've made some calls and are working on making something happen.   —moosebutter
Enraged Mr. Added Colors
February 12, 2007, 06:19 pm MST
I DO NOT WEAR OUTFITS THAT DON'T MATCH!!! Anyway, Captain Veggie Man may be cool, AFTER WE DOUSE HIM IN FREEZING COLD PESTICIDES/ARTIFICIAL PAINT!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Make haste Pesticides Man! CVM has found the weakness! We must send our Pesti-fighters out to him ship to ship!
Goons
February 12, 2007, 05:55 pm MST
For the last time, we will join Captain Veggie Man because Pesticides man smells funny, Mr. Added colors wears outfits that don't match, and Pesticides Boy picks his nose. Besides, Veggie Man is cool.
Devotee
February 12, 2007, 10:27 am MST
what do you collectively feel is your greatest musical work?
Mambo #5 by Lou Bega   —moosebutter
Perceptive One
February 12, 2007, 10:20 am MST
Is it true that Weston was the one who invented the band and is by far the most skilled? And do you all answer these at the same time.
Weston did not "invent" the band. Tim did. The brief history on our site is accurate, if simplified. For a more straightforward (read "boring") history, you can check out the Wikipedia entry someone wrote about us.

Tim also writes and arranges 99.995% of moosebutter's music, as noted on our lyrics pages

But Weston is by far the most skilled at making vegetable sounds.   —moosebutter
Sad
February 12, 2007, 09:11 am MST
I miss your harry potter (British) song. Is that one ever coming back?
You can still find it if you just click on the correct link.

And no, we weren't trying to hide it or anything, it just got bumped down in priority when we redesigned the site.   —moosebutter
Davis (Back from the UnderWorld)
February 12, 2007, 08:50 am MST
Yo, Moosemen I am back from the UnderWorld and realized that I hadn't posted in a long time, will have school concert info tomorrow.
Captain Veggie Man
February 11, 2007, 08:35 pm MST
Not like, Pesticides Man! I have discovered a fatal flaw in your so called, "pesticides cannon", and even now I am coming to destroy it with every free loving person in the entire state of Micronesia! So, Pesticides Man! What shall it be? Solitary Confinement? Or a life of labor?
Estonian National Anthem
February 11, 2007, 03:06 pm MST
Mu isamaa, mu õnn ja rõõm, Kui kaunis oled sa! Ei leia mina iial tealSee suure laia ilma peal, Mis mull' nii armas oleks ka Kui sa mu isamaa!
Sa oled mind ju sünnitandJa üles kasvatand; Sind tänan mina alatiJa jään sul truuks surmani! Mul kõige armsam oled sa, Mu kallis isamaa! Su üle Jumal valvaku, Mu armas isamaa! Ta olgu sinu kaitseja Ja võtku rohkest' õnnista' Mis iial ette võtad sa, Mu kallis isamaa!
Another Unnecessary correction
February 11, 2007, 03:00 pm MST
"Ecky Ecky Ecky Zupang Zeewamph Zoomphboing..."
The Knights Who Say "Ni"
February 11, 2007, 02:39 pm MST
But there is one small problem. We are no longer the Knights Who Say "Ni". We are the Knights Who say "Ecky Ecky Kapang Rumph". And we demand... another Shrubbery!
Pesticides Man
February 11, 2007, 11:25 am MST
Aha! It is you who is doomed, Picklasaurus! You are all doomed! I will fire my pesticides cannon at you in exactly... fourty seven hours! Come at me with your X-Wings if you want, Veggie Man! I will destroy you all!
Picklasaurus
February 10, 2007, 11:15 pm MST
The Picklasaurus has joined Captain Veggie Man! Now Peticides Man is doomed!
Mr. Added Colors
February 10, 2007, 01:04 pm MST
Ok, knights, I will have pity on you. *hands shrubbery over* It is pesticide free, because Pesticide Man is in Fiji.
The Knights Who Say "Ni"
February 10, 2007, 12:15 pm MST
Ni! Where is our Shrubbery? Ni! Ni! Ni!
Aninnymoose
February 10, 2007, 12:01 pm MST
You should make Cell Phone ringtones. that would be AWESOME!
your biggest fans in the world
February 10, 2007, 08:59 am MST
YOU GUYS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TOTALLY ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOVE YOU SOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH
Who are you and what makes you our "biggest fans in the word"?   —moosebutter
Pesticides Boy
February 10, 2007, 08:05 am MST
Oh, sorry, the second time I said "Launch" I meant Fire. Yeah.
Pesticides Boy
February 10, 2007, 08:03 am MST
Pesticides Man has just launched his giant Pesticides Ray into space. He will plan on launching in a few hours, right after he finds his goons to work on it. Whoever wants to be on the winning side, you know what to do! Mr. Added Colors? Will you look for goons?
Other Ashley
February 7, 2007, 02:30 pm MST
hey guys haven't wrote i a while cause of swimming and stuff but I still love you guys I got lost when I came to your page today you changed it it was hard to find but I got it cause I am cool like that BBQ ME AND YOU STINKY PINKY PEW PEW PEW WEREN'T BILLY JILLY HILLY OR PA JUST A FRENCH-FRIED CAJUN NAMED DELICOIX that is one of the best movies of all time if you haven't seen it is is the green mile with Tom Hanks it is a sad movie but a realy good one but the book is better so read the book the author is stephen king good luck guys have fun

love you guys peace out
Other Ashley the sane one and the cool one
You are a faithful "guestbooker" and therefore want to express our deepest gratitude for your unwavering support. I'm crying.   —moosebutter
Ryan Sinclair
February 7, 2007, 11:15 am MST
I'm in a quartet for my school choir. We're called the testosterones. We would love to do Star Wars.
Testosterones. Classic.   —moosebutter
Mr. Added Colors
February 6, 2007, 10:05 pm MST
Pesticides Boy, how Pesticides Man doing in Fiji? I hope he's enjoying his vacation. (if that's what he's doing)
Anyway, Captain Veggie Man, I halfway agree with you. Bugs are worse than MOST pesticides. Some are just too horrible to imagine.
Captain Veggie Man
February 5, 2007, 07:39 pm MST
Bugs are far worse than pesticdes, in any matter
Captain Veggie Man
February 5, 2007, 01:15 pm MST
That's not true. If certain, healthy pesticides didn't work, there'd be no vegetables to eat.
Big Fan Attic
February 5, 2007, 07:26 am MST
I'm a believer is really good.

And is it supposed to be only coincidence that Weston is the only one with a fan club?
Supposed to be.   —moosebutter
Unnecessary Correction
February 5, 2007, 07:25 am MST
Actually, every pesticide has some problem, though it may not be immediately obvious or particularly significant.
Anyway, what is your guy's favorite Moosebutter song?
I'm thinking Feliz Navidad or Uncle Earl's Hairpiece.
Captain Veggie Man
February 4, 2007, 07:52 pm MST
I'm assuming this "Death Star" like device has the typical weakness of such devices, ie a long trench leading to a button that can blow the entire thing up, gaping holes to the central reactor, etc. Me and my boys will blow it up handily, I'll let you know.
The Knights Who Say "Ni"
February 4, 2007, 02:13 pm MST
Where is our shrubbery? Ni! Ni! If you do not appease us, then we shall say "Ni" again to you.
The Knights Who Say "Ni"
February 4, 2007, 11:22 am MST
We are the Knights Who Say "Ni". And we demand a sacrifice. We want... A Shrubbery!
Pesticides Boy
February 4, 2007, 11:16 am MST
I am representing Pesticides Man while he is in Fiji. There he is building a Death Star like object where he can fire enough pesticides to take out a whole planet. Also I'm having a sale on baked goods like Pesticides pie and Pesticides carrot cake at 987654321 E. Pesticides Lane.
See you there!
Captain Veggie Man
February 3, 2007, 08:34 pm MST
You realize there are such things as harmless, natural pesticides, Pesticides Man? Your vacation would make no difference.
Alderic Ayers
February 3, 2007, 07:34 pm MST
I loved your show hope to see it again come Back to Fort Benton, Montana.
Write and/or call the people in Performing Arts and tell them you want us back! We loved it there!   —moosebutter
Alderic ayers
February 3, 2007, 07:31 pm MST
I was hoping to see your show agian! It was so cool. I love your star was song. As dose my hole famley. Come back to Fort Benton, Montana.
How is Brother Van's Bistro doing? Mmmmm. Ribs.   —moosebutter
A goon
February 3, 2007, 03:30 pm MST
Well, my name isn't "a goon." I am just the spokesperson from the family of goons. I have millions of cousins. We aren't all that bad, you know. We don't always fight for evil either. We've decided to join Captain Organic Vegetable Man because he has a cooler name than the bad guys and he doesn't smell bad.
Mr. Added Colors
February 3, 2007, 03:17 pm MST
You know, Pesticides Man, I've been thinking, (never a good sign) How about you take a vacation. A nice long vacation. You might think it's absurd, but, if there are no pesticides, then all the pests, bugs, etc. come and eat everybody's naturally grown foods. Then you come back (while everybody's weak from not eating veggies) you take over the world and defeat Captain Veggie Man!
Mr. Added Colors
February 3, 2007, 12:54 pm MST
Captain Veggie Man, you time has come! When Pesticides Man's powers combine with mine, the whole world's natural food supply will dwindle exceedingly! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Pesticides Man
February 3, 2007, 11:23 am MST
And I do not smell bad, A goon! And what kind of name is that anyway? Did your mother sneeze when she was naming you?
Pesticides Man
February 3, 2007, 09:26 am MST
Yes, but in fact, as long as it is usually grown natural places, pesticides and added colors will always be there to mess it up!

 
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