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Josh
July 23, 2006, 03:01 pm MDT
I heard you guys might be trying to get a gig with Voice Male. How is that coming?
We haven't heard of anything like that. Maybe because we already have a gig with Fuel and Enrique Iglesias' uncle, Tom.   —moosebutter
Hakan
July 23, 2006, 12:29 pm MDT
Hello!
I have found an interesting website where 2 women from Sweden makes paper out of moose droppings and then makes paintings!
Take a look at: www.cariann-of-sweden.com
Best Regards Hakan
How the heck did you find that? Awesome stuff. We LOVE droppings.   —moosebutter
Suggestion Box
July 22, 2006, 06:36 pm MDT
I was looking at Heidi and Jordans comments and suddenly it hit me! You guys need something like Moosechat where we can talk to other people that love to sing Squirrels in the shower.
That's a great idea. I think there is something like that on MySpace. Search for "moosebutter". If not, send us an email and we'll see what we can do.   —moosebutter
Davis
July 22, 2006, 06:34 pm MDT
Is Doug a ficticious charecter or a odd man who is involved in a chain reactio0n love story that happens to have the name of an old tv cartoon?
I HAVE TO KNOW!
Doug represents everything beautiful about "crushes". Could make a great cartoon.   —moosebutter
Jordan
July 21, 2006, 12:00 pm MDT
what are your guys fav. animals?
Weston - dolphin
Chris - protractor
Tim - dik-dik
Glen - Barney
Jorge - Reggie Theus   —moosebutter
heidi
July 21, 2006, 12:00 pm MDT
hi jordan
Hi Michael.   —moosebutter
peter griffin
July 20, 2006, 10:54 pm MDT
do u like the show family guy?
Chris LOVES it. I'd rather watch reruns of Little House on the Prairie.
-Jon Huntsman   —moosebutter
matt
July 20, 2006, 10:51 pm MDT
where did u guys get ur band name?
Chris has a disease. A disease that causes him to share his dreams with us. One of these dreams involved him riding a moose with Gwyneth Paltrow towards the Land O' Lakes.   —moosebutter
Josh
July 20, 2006, 09:31 am MDT
That doesn't make sense. Leonard Nimoy was at my house staying over the night the day of your concert. Did he "beam over" from alaska?
Yes.   —moosebutter
Josh
July 19, 2006, 09:19 am MDT
Hey, where was Chris at the Lehi show?
Alaska. Fishing with Leonard Nimoy.   —moosebutter
Mr. Lunt
July 18, 2006, 09:33 pm MDT
Give me the British versoin of Harry Potter back!
Please
It hasn't left yet. You just need to know where to find it.
Here's a hint:
freesong

Remember to save it to your own computer this time so you won't need to post a bazillion comments on the lounge again ;)
   —moosebutter
Davis
July 18, 2006, 07:12 pm MDT
Any chance you guys need some sort of sampler or drummer im open!
Plus my brother Ben says: HI!
Remeber I'm here just give me a message or email.
Plus: Have the moosemen done any work on Kentucky??
Sampler... is that like a Mystery Shopper or something? Oh, oh, I know, like a servant employed by royalty in the middle ages whose job was to taste the food first to test for poison. Yes! We totally need one of those. In fact we just posted the opening on Craigslist. Except you sample our socks before we put them on, to test for oatmeal. Still pays well.

No such need for drummer.

At the next concert you attend, remind us and we'll have you come up and do something. Tell Ben, "Word up". Still working on Kentucky.   —moosebutter
Davis
July 18, 2006, 07:10 pm MDT
YIPEE I GOT MY CD TODAY THANK YOU MOOSEBUTTER!!!
Makes a great casserole cover.   —moosebutter
Hungrylikethewolf
July 18, 2006, 06:56 pm MDT
Edit: The song starts with 'He met her on the stairs', not the Note thingy.
Duly noted. Get it!? Have a great day, with lots of moose droppings!   —moosebutter
Hungrylikethewolf
July 18, 2006, 06:54 pm MDT
If your serious, my sister, Hungrylikethefox, is a great dancer.
Have her choreograph the dance and record it. Send it to us and we can maybe put it on the website. Or, she can do it at our next concert.   —moosebutter
Nic
July 18, 2006, 01:30 am MDT
Listened to Tim on Radio-KoL. www.radio-kol.net Great interview, look forward to a hopeful tour to AZ.
Nic! Thanks! Phosphorous! Spelling?
I did an interview at 2 am MST for radio-kol. It was fun - talked with the DJ while he had people sending questions and comments in via internet. Really cool.
We'll be doing a full group interview soon, hopefully early August. Gnarly.   —moosebutter
Josh
July 17, 2006, 08:58 pm MDT
I went to your Lehi Concert. That was pretty sweet. Are you going to post any songs on the lounge? I think you should post that Doug song, that was hilarious. Where was Chris, by the way?
"that Doug song" is available for purchase in our store. No other Lehi songs are going to be posted on the lounge because, um, I forgot to push record on the machine. Whoops. It was a cool show, though, and we'll all have special memories of it. Yummm.   —moosebutter
Hungrylikethewolf
July 17, 2006, 06:42 pm MDT
You haven't heard from me for a long time. I was doing somthing during that time, and here are the lyrics!

Note: you are going to like this unless u like cannibals

He met her on the stairs, 'twas dark, and so he kissed her. He said,

"I found a turkey in my shoe doing some turkey kind of exotic dance that some other turkey might find attractive, but I don't really find it attractice, actually

I don't fell so good. I think I'm gonna spew! What are you gonna do? Gonna get that goo on my new shoe! My meal is through.

Norman Bates was just

J-E-L-L-O! Oh, the big red letters stand for the Jell-o faimly! Oh, the big red letters stand for the Jell-o faimly! It's Jell-o! Yum, yum, yum! Jell-o pudding! Yum, yum, yum! Jell-o tapioca pudding, yessiry! Living in Utah, you'll have to grin and bear it, 'cause we like our jell-o green with shreded

*whitsling from Starwars*





The End
Sweet remix. Now, get someone to choreograph a dance and we're in business.

P.S. It was WONDERFUL meeting you at the Freedom Days on July 4th! You are awesome and you looked like you were having a ton of fun!   —moosebutter
Jordan
July 17, 2006, 06:02 pm MDT
Do you guys go on vacation EVER? Like maybe to orlando or california?
No.   —moosebutter
screamer
July 17, 2006, 10:38 am MDT
there was large amounts of books in that bookstore. i think it took away from the moosebutter learning experience. dumb books.
A lot of those books could save your life! Like the one about how to fix dishwashers. Or how to help your sister nanny.   —moosebutter
Sarah
July 17, 2006, 10:06 am MDT
Hey! Thank you so much for the concert on the 17th! It was way fun! I'm glad you guys liked Dave.

I love the "I Shop at D.I. song". I'm really glad I got to go! It really cheered me up!! You guys are amazing!

I hope to see more of you!
I shop at D.I. - details on that in our Lyrics section:
www.moosebutter.com/lyrics.php?song=80   —moosebutter
Caitlin
July 17, 2006, 09:05 am MDT
Hey Tim, did you know that Longmont is the 61 best place to live in the Contiental United States? Just thought you should know.
Also the 453rd best place in the US to find a pick-up game of badminton   —moosebutter
Caitlin
July 17, 2006, 07:39 am MDT
When are those of us who aren't lucky enough to go to shows all the time, because of states in between Indiana and Utah,going to see a picture of Jorge? Hopefully soon. Ok, that's all.
Ok   —moosebutter
Jordan
July 16, 2006, 02:56 pm MDT
My little cousin loved you guys! ( mine was that little 2 year old who was danicing and got her ears blasted out) she will treasure weston's photcopied sweatband forever. I think George's hair is very poofy.

-Jordan
My daughter called it poopy. I think she meant poofy. But maybe not.   —moosebutter
Calculations
July 16, 2006, 09:39 am MDT
Several of us have decided that Chris and weston are only claiming single as publicity stunts. similar to the Backstreet boys or N'sync. Giving every underage girl the hope of catching their own moosebutter Mcdreamy...
Does that come in a combo meal?   —moosebutter
Caitlin
July 16, 2006, 08:09 am MDT
I can't tell you how good it feels to listen to you again. After being drenched with rain, stuck in mud up to my ears, and building a house in two days, I love the sound of your voices. It's been like forever since I've heard Harry Potter, and I can't wait to hear it. Have a great time in MT!!!
We will have MORE than a great time. Cow-tipping, here we come!   —moosebutter
Davis
July 15, 2006, 12:35 pm MDT
Here's what you guys remind me of....
Weston- Crazy Squirrel (no relation to the one in my nose)
Chris- Relaxed Moose Dude, maybe...
Glen- Ninja (sorry Glen I'm a pirate)
Tim- My man the Pirate, ARGH ME MATEYS!!
YAY!
Davis
Great. Great. Just great. With the exception of Chris, who apparently is a peaceful pacifist in red spandex, you have named the other three of us as sworn enemies. Squirrel (crazy or sane, frankly), Ninja, Pirate ... each sworn enemies of the other. Now we must enter the cage where only one will emerge alive.

Looks like Glen is done, so we'll have to replace him with someone... oh hey, here comes Jorge. He's not a sworn enemy, he's a Butterfly.   —moosebutter
Davis
July 15, 2006, 12:29 pm MDT
If I ordered my new Udder Won CD on Friday, what day should i get it on?
Depends on where you live.
If you live in, oh say, Henderson, Kentucky, then you'll probably get it in about four days (one day for us to put it in a mailer and get it over to the Post Office, and then three days for shipping).

If you live on Epimetheus, the fourth moon of Saturn, then it will take at least an extra day.   —moosebutter
Bryan
July 15, 2006, 11:00 am MDT
Wow! Great show last night. I am proud to say that I am now the owner of Glen's headband-thingy. Huzzah! You guys never cease to amaze me. I'm lovin' it. I need to buy new shoes. You guys signed mine, so I can't wear them any more. they're worth like 2 zillion dollars now. The End
P.s. Congrats to Weston on the most random Johnny Depp reference!
Epimetheus?   —moosebutter
screamer
July 15, 2006, 09:40 am MDT
wheres davis county?
Ogden area   —moosebutter
Back from EFY
July 15, 2006, 09:06 am MDT
This is Josh. I was wondering if you're still doing that Lehi concert on the same day, because on the Lehi website it says you're doing it in august sometime. Are you coming twice? that would rock
Monday July 17.   —moosebutter
....
July 15, 2006, 07:42 am MDT
does border's the "boodstore" (check your spelling) lol. booKstore in provo have an address? thank you.
It's in the Riverwoods shopping center, 4801 N University Ave. Map   —moosebutter
Jor-el aka Jordona the birthday+dave girl.
July 14, 2006, 11:14 pm MDT
Hey very nice show tonight. It was intresting seeing the new guy I was confused for a moment. But then I caught on and realized there was a new guy.
That George (that's his name right?) guy that did the vocal percussion was awesome! I liked his hair. I wanted to poke it.

I hope to come to another show soon. With Dave and the whole davis county crew.
And more glow sticks.

Thank you so much for the wonderful birthday present. And for signing it. It makes me so happy.
:D
Jorge is accepting applications for resident "hair-pokers".

Dave is a gem.

Keep up the happiness!   —moosebutter
ooo yea
July 14, 2006, 10:10 pm MDT
great job to night "The New Guy"
Shaka Zulu!   —moosebutter
p.s. from emily from.......
July 14, 2006, 10:08 pm MDT
weston by the way
always proud to be short and did you get a hold of mr.tanner at millcreek Jr.High in Bountiful?
let me know!!!!!
thanks much!!
X's and O's
emily
Short and proud of it! Still working on Mr. Tanner. Will keep you posted.   —moosebutter
emily from DAVIS COUNTY!!!
July 14, 2006, 10:05 pm MDT
You guys totally rock!!!
thanks for doing Star Wars with out a request this time.

Now I know its a consperesy against davis county(you know who we are!!) because that is 3 times is a row that the person that went on stage for interpritive dance, did not win!!

and so what is this that you are not telling anyone that EVERYONE is leaving!!! First Chris leaves, and now I here that Glen's last show was the one tonight at South Jordan!? Who's going next?

well any way had a great time!! thanks for signing my shirt, christy's hat, patti's glow braclet,etc. we all love you in davis county and cant wait until you come sing up here!!!!!!!
thanks for and awsome night!!!
emily
Straight answers (for once): Chris merely happens to be on vacation in Alaska at the moment. But yes, this was the last currently-scheduled appearance for Glen. He's simply not in a position to go on multiple tours for weeks at a time (look at the calendar for the next few months...)

So we've found someone equally nifty who will be taking over bass and percussion duties. "Who" you ask? Come to the shows and see...   —moosebutter
Lon H to the A to the L-T-E-R-M-A-N
July 14, 2006, 09:55 pm MDT
I've been a fan now for 4 years I'd just like to thank you guys for the entertainment that I survived off of.. Go Glen! Ian McKellen can totally make it in too
You are oh so welcome. Rainbow.   —moosebutter
FunSize*
July 14, 2006, 09:39 pm MDT
howdy!! You guys are the coolest! I think my favorite songs are Star Wars and Harry Potter. By-the-by, One of my friends has one of your wristbands. I think she may have taken it. But you can never be certain.
When a wristband has lost its way, we know it is in good hands. We trust your friend.   —moosebutter
screamer
July 14, 2006, 09:26 pm MDT
im really not too cool for you guys.
you are rad.
but my sister is very dissapointed with westons charming skills.
he was supposed to schedule like, a date ya know?
haha mosquitos ate me.
im angry at them.
Minnie Mouse, you were in great form last night. As for Weston's skills, they need some sharpening. But...your sister can email him at weston@moosebutter.com

Display your wrath to all mosquitos...by calling them names.   —moosebutter
Screamer's Sister.
July 14, 2006, 12:08 pm MDT
I'd just like to warn you guys even though i will be there tonight with my screaming sister, i will not be able to control her... her prescription has run out!! can't wait to see you guys tonight!! i feel like a underage 14 year old writing in here. lol. good luck guys!! ;)
Thanks for cheering like a banshee! Your sister can use Jeremiah's baldness medicine. Works the same.   —moosebutter
screamer
July 14, 2006, 09:02 am MDT
AAAAAH! DID YA MISS ME?? well guess what?!?!?! me and my sister are probably coming to your show tonight at the golfcourse. YESSSSSSS....cause ya know i live like two blocks away from that golf course. actually i don't knwo the exact measurment my sister just said. oh thats right by our house. so were going now maybe. and yeah. well.
We can't wait to hear your face.   —moosebutter
Davis
July 13, 2006, 05:08 pm MDT
When are you guys getting more Moosebutter shirts! I need new clothes for school!
Remind us on August 3.   —moosebutter
Someone who is dieing of laughter
July 12, 2006, 08:02 am MDT
Hey! I was just looking at movies to go see with a friend. Did you kno that there is a movie coming out called Snakes on A Plane???? I found this quite funny, and thought you should know.
Wookie Man Maxwell
July 12, 2006, 12:36 am MDT
I just saw the greatest thing ever...It was an a capella group doing the music (with acting performance as well!) to music from Super Mario, Mortal Combat, Tetris, and Legend of Zelda... You guys should see this. It's at Ebaumsworld.com, go to Videoes, Cool, then scroll down to Nintendo A capella.

You guys should get some friends together, and perform something like that. That'd be hilarious, plus, it's something from the classic video games that everyone knows XD
Someone
July 11, 2006, 10:06 am MDT
Who is Roger Federer? I had a social studies teacher named Mr.Rodgers.
tennis player   —moosebutter
Caitlin
July 10, 2006, 10:20 am MDT
I didn't know what LAVER is, so i decided to look it up. The following is a definition from Dictionary.com:
LAVER-
-n.Trough used for washing.
-n. Any of several dried, edible seaweeds of the genea Plorphyra(red algae) and ulva(green algae)
-n. Australian tennis dude who played tennis and won the Grand slam.

I just thought that you would like to know. So....
!!EAT MORE LAVER**!!

**Hopefully the second definition.
This random definition moment has been brought to you by Roger Federer.   —moosebutter
Zach
July 9, 2006, 10:37 pm MDT
Hey, So what is up with no show at the Zion Ampitheater this year? I'm feeling kind of bummed about that... I really enjoyed the show last year... didn't you have enough people? Well... let me know what happened! Talk to you later... Zach
Zion's didn't want us disturbing the peace. Keep your eyes peeled, though, as we'll probably be down there in September.   —moosebutter
Caitlin
July 9, 2006, 03:09 pm MDT
Hey guys! I haven't listened to you for like 2 weeks once again. Although I did sing I Hate Mosquitos to keep my mom awake while driving. We had a 13 hour car trip. Including 2 hours stopped while a semi burned to the ground. Anyways. When is the next time you guys will be in Colorado? Please say it will be some time soon. Or you could go to Reno, NV. That would be cool. Of course I wouldn't be there, unless I was on break. But all my siblings would be there. You really should go to COLORADO.

!!EAT MORE LAVER!!
We don't know the exact date that we'll be in colorado, but keep checking the calendar over the next few months. You will be there in spirit.   —moosebutter
captain-ess organic vegetable gal
July 7, 2006, 01:56 pm MDT
are u guys going to come to boston? i just bought the cd, thinking it was a good cd, with weird titles. i was wrong. its a weird cd, with weird songs titles, and words. its good though. anyways. im gonna go eat some toast. (with moosebutter, of course.)
Yes, we are going to Boston. Do you live anywhere close? Let us know, by emailing us.   —moosebutter
Josh
July 7, 2006, 11:21 am MDT
Hey, could you post the piano music for the Pirate Song? That would be cool, to those who can play piano.
Email Tim directly, for those requests.   —moosebutter
Free Questionaire
July 7, 2006, 11:12 am MDT
How tall are you guys?
Weston is 5'4".
Tim is 2.2 meters.
Chris is a freckle short of a hair.
Glen is two cubits.   —moosebutter
LAWL MAN
July 6, 2006, 02:19 pm MDT
LAWL DUDE, THAT'S HILARIOUS. LAWL
Lawnmower.   —moosebutter
Josh
July 6, 2006, 01:17 pm MDT
Oh, you better believe i'll dream about that song. It's all i ever think about. . .
Don't say we didn't warn you.   —moosebutter
Wookie Man Maxwell
July 5, 2006, 06:27 pm MDT
*tackles LAWL Man*

it's a fun phrase, nothing wrong with it silly ^_^
I love how we're spending time commenting on LOL. Only on a moosebutter blog, right?   —moosebutter
Wookie Man Maxwell
July 5, 2006, 06:22 pm MDT
I don't take calculus. Can I bring somebody else's notes instead?
Look them up on the Internet.   —moosebutter
LOL, DUDE
July 4, 2006, 05:30 pm MDT
SORRY, BUT THIS IS TO ALL YOU WHO SAY LOL. IT BUGS THE HECK OUT OF ME. LAWL
TIE (Take It Easy), spoken with a Nacho Libre accent.   —moosebutter
tamsyn
July 4, 2006, 04:24 pm MDT
hi im the radioactive monster penguin, molly the moose, and uncle sam, lol
Talk about schizophrenic!   —moosebutter
uncle sam
July 4, 2006, 04:21 pm MDT
happy 4th of july!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
p.s. watch for illegal fireworks!!!
lol
Watch for them? We own them.   —moosebutter
molly the moose
July 4, 2006, 04:19 pm MDT
i really like your title, even though meese (more than one moose) don't make butter, I have been to a few of your concerts and they were all awesome! bye
Of course they don't make butter, they have no thumbs to grasp the churn stick with. However, they do make both:

1) Wine, since they love stomping on squishy things so they jump around in vats of grapes and sausages that have been gathered by their friends, the small-but-terrible forest squirrels. They then pour the wine into cascading mountain springs, thus the knickname.

and

2) semifore signals with their antlers   —moosebutter
radioactive monster penguin
July 4, 2006, 12:46 pm MDT
hey, thanks for making a song about me and my family, even if it is only 20 seconds long. you guys have it just right , we are scary, very scary.
Yes you are, very are.

Hope to see you at the annual ficticious animals convention again (I'm dressing up as Hilary Rodham Clinton this year).   —moosebutter
Davis
July 4, 2006, 11:22 am MDT
HAPPY FOURTH OF JULY TO MOOSEBUTTER!!!
P.S. Weston try not to burn your fingers off with fire crackers! lol!!

I <3 Moosebutter,
Davis
Jon
July 3, 2006, 02:47 pm MDT
How do you make the wookie sound that I oh so love to hear in the Starwars song? Teach me!!!!!!!
Davis, Fresh from the City
July 2, 2006, 07:49 pm MDT
MAN, New York is amazing! Not to bug you but any Kentucky work going on??

I <3 Moosebutter,
Davis
er? I am less than 3 moosebutter? 3 mb greater than I? Whu?   —moosebutter
Megan a.k.a. MOOSE
July 2, 2006, 09:23 am MDT
No the Mosquitoes did not attack. (for a little while). i thought i was going to go crazy for that week that i did not get to listen to moosebutter songs. So when i got home i turned my music up so loud that the neighborhood could here it. i hope you guys put more songs up on your myspace(hint hint the Squirrel song)

well g2g see or talk to you guys l8tr.

-MOOSE
Lehi dude
July 1, 2006, 09:25 am MDT
just a question, for everyone. Does anyone else in lehi listen to moosebutter? I'd swear i'm the only one. I try to convert my friends, but none of them will turn, but they like your music
Josh
July 1, 2006, 09:20 am MDT
So, have you found that tarzan song yet? Or do I still need to be more specific? I hope you can find it. I enjoyed it, but I don't know if anyone else did.
see below.   —moosebutter
Stephen
June 30, 2006, 09:39 pm MDT
*Local accountant spontaneously turns into a Scotsman and heads aimlessly north*
josephadams
June 30, 2006, 08:42 pm MDT
Your site is amazing!! keep it going. I have found another interesting site on mortgage, check out
blah blah spam blah blah   —moosebutter
Hungrylikethewolf
June 30, 2006, 03:50 pm MDT
Hey, do you have Soundstudio? If you do, then perhaps you could record yourselves singing and then go to Audio and then turn up the high-bar thingy and do it at 156.00! I did same on "Captain Organic Vegetable Man"! I might wanna E-mail it to you. If you hear choking/laughing sounds, that is me wondering how it will turn out! I WILL BE THERE AT 7:00 PM, TUESDAY, JULY 4TH, 2006!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U RULE!
Molly
June 30, 2006, 12:51 pm MDT
Hey look! I extended all the entries! Oops.
Not any more, thanks to our magical carriage-return-inserter   —moosebutter
Molly
June 30, 2006, 12:50 pm MDT
My brother likes his exclamation points!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We must be related somehow.
Max (not a wookie)
June 30, 2006, 12:49 pm MDT
Where did you get your rubber monkey from? I want one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wife of Silent "P"
June 29, 2006, 01:32 pm MDT
was just in your Lounge and wanted to say it was a great addition.. hope to get to a concert soon
Josh
June 28, 2006, 11:23 am MDT
I think it was the Story telling festival pre-show thing, at night. it was at the scera theater. 2, maybe 3 years ago. It was on a saturday, at the end of august sometime. I hope that's specific enough.
Definately didn't record that show. Maybe someone bootlegged it from the audience, but we weren't recording most of our stuff at that point in time.

Sorry.

At least you can dream about it.   —moosebutter
Josh
June 26, 2006, 12:14 pm MDT
I was wondering. I went to a show, like, 2-3 years ago? and you guys did a Tarzan improv, it was hilarious. Do you have a clip of that? it was basically background, and then one of you walked up and said "I, wear a loin cloth!!" It was pretty funny
I have no recollection of that. Sounds enlightening. And of course just the sort of cerebral comedy we are famous for. What show was it, where, when, and we'll see if we can track down the audio.   —moosebutter
Wookie Man Maxwell
June 25, 2006, 11:00 pm MDT
I'm curious about one thing. I'm listening to the Cell Phone song and reading the lyrics...but you're missing a lot on there o.O How come the part below got cut off from the lyrics?:

nothing really matters but your cell phone
Cell phone....
Cell Phone....
we hear everything you said while talkin on your cell phone
I wanna beat you over the head with your stupid ugly cell phone!

You're talkin yak (repeats talkin yak for 6 times)
talk talk! (What?!) Yak Yak! (grr!!)
Cell phone!(repeats 5 other times)

*Cell phone rings*

I thought that part was the funniest out of the entire song...But that's probably cause I can't stand Cell phones XD
Uh, i'm confused
June 25, 2006, 12:13 pm MDT
What did you just say? In english. I have an idea for the listening lounge. You guys need to put up the whole lion song. I love that song, and every time i listen to it on your cd, it makes me angry, since you don't do all of it. Put the whole thing on, uncut, uncensored, and uninterupted. That's my idea
The real Silent P
June 25, 2006, 05:35 am MDT
hehe i got my own fan heheh

hey guy found your myspace. i am poeticly incorrect there hehe. if you want the wife will make it hopping for you.
We'll let you know. Keep on holding your kids in the air like Simba.   —moosebutter
Repentant fan
June 24, 2006, 07:34 pm MDT
sorry about that last comment Lehi. GO LEHI!!
The spontaneously combusting molecular particle
June 24, 2006, 07:24 pm MDT
I feel a bit of inspiration coming on. "And thus, it was, and it was good, and it was good, and it also was, and it goodly was good. As it raised up it's mighty arm, it's face shone round-about, and they were sore afraid. But it said, 'fear not, for I am moosebutter, and I shall end this reign of misery and woe you poor inhabitants have had to endure from my archenemy, decomposition. Let all who live feast their auditory nerves upon the music I shall send out.' and it was good, and it was, and it was good." Well, I guess you could put that in the moosebutter bible. Or burn it. Although, burning it would be quite a laborious process, including a major hack into the internet, a lobotomy on my and everyone else who reads this, and destruction of all computers that these words appear on. I can't wait for the Lehi concert, it will rock. Do you guys know how much it will cost? or is it free?
and also, how did LEHI manage to get a group like you guys? well, I mean, I live there, but still. Lehi is such a hick town. You should sing Jon boy Jon. I bet people could relate. So anyway, Soyanata (or whatever)
Free.

Franksinatra,

moosebutter   —moosebutter
Caitlin
June 24, 2006, 12:15 pm MDT
WOW!!! I leave for camp for a week, and I finally get home, I have to read a half of page of new entries!!! That has something to say for itself. I am like having a freak attack...I haven't listened to ONE moosebutter song in 2 weeks. Unless you count when Megan and I went around our camp singing I HATE MOSQUITOS!! Then I sort of felt like an idiot.

I will now go listen to See Dee. Adios for now! you guys are awsome!!

~Caitlin
Did the mosquitos attack, or not?   —moosebutter
Wookie Man Maxwell
June 24, 2006, 02:54 am MDT
Oh my, I am about to go insane here.... I was looking at your calender and noticed you're making an appearence in Blackfoot Idaho in September!!!!!!!! I WILL FIND A WAY TO GET THERE!!!! I really want to see you guys live!!!! ^_^
Please bring your Calculus notes from school.   —moosebutter
Wookie Man Maxwell
June 24, 2006, 02:29 am MDT
mmm, Waffles... ^_^

and Ok, I understand about not selling your souls to Simon...he IS kind of creepy XD

I like how you guys reply to the guestbook entries, it's really awsome, and makes the guestbook really worth coming to ^_^

I am curious about one thing though. I was given the CD with your songs on it by a friend of mine, though it wasn't the official See Dee album itself, it just had all the songs burned onto it.

But, upon listening and discovering this site, I noticed there are two songs on this CD that I cannot seem to find any record of on this site...though it very much sounds like your work... Any idea where these songs came from? o.O

1) So Happy Together Parody: a song about a guy who endlessly stalks this one girl, and the song is about that.

2) The Jackie Chan Song: self explanitory, it's all about Jackie Chan
Both of those other songs are by InsideOut

And since you mentioned it, it's cool that your friend likes our stuff enough to try and make new fans for us. Seriously.
Now that you're a fan, we hope you noticed that the songs you love are available for the low, low price of 99 cents apiece in our online store.
We don't want to guilt trip anyone (unless you desperately want to feel guilty or something). It's just simple economics: CDs cost thousands or tens of thousands of dollars to produce well. If no one actually buys our stuff, then we can't afford to make more.
At least not until Bill Gates decides to include us in his will.

But we do try to give away as much stuff as possible for free. Check out the new Listening Lounge and let us know what you think of the various songs. That page will be updated with new samples regularly.   —moosebutter
Lehi Fan
June 22, 2006, 08:16 pm MDT
Hey, where is that lehi concert? I mean, besides in Lehi, where exactly is it? I can't wait to go, i'm bringing my cousin from texas.
Check our online calendar. Everything is on there. July 17.   —moosebutter
Dave the Davis County Moose's Owner
June 21, 2006, 10:01 pm MDT
OK, so maybe Nicole aka Shiara, was dreaming or something. ALL the other concerts have been listed, but NOTHING in June, especially the 8th. Or did you SNEAK in??
Nothing in June. Sorry.   —moosebutter
Wookie Man Maxwell
June 21, 2006, 09:31 pm MDT
Sorry, it's "America's Got Talent" ^_^

Oh, and you guys should do a song about legos...that would be so awsome to hear. Everyone loves legos! ^_^
Lego my eggo. Waffles. Try 'em.   —moosebutter
Wookie Man Maxwell
June 21, 2006, 09:23 pm MDT
It's Max again! I'm watching America's Talent, and I seriously think you guys should try out. I think you guys would do awsome in that show! ^_^ There was one group of A Capella singers, and they weren't nearly as entertaining to listen to as you guys were ^_^

Just a thought!
-Max-
We looked into it, but we're not ready to sell our souls to Simon Cowell...yet.   —moosebutter
Patti, Davis County's Resident Lunatic
June 21, 2006, 09:15 pm MDT
Hey, guys! Long time no see, neh?

So I stopped by your site to see if there was any exciting updates on shows or music or anything since the last time I checked in. (We have caravans of vans going to each of your Utah concerts this summer, by the way.) Your new lounge section is really cool, and all of the new people on the guest book are quite enthusiastic! I was reading the newer entries for fun when I came across this...

"you guys were awesome tonight at the Layton Ampitheater!!!"

*blinks twice and does a double take* No matter how many times I look at this sentence, it says the same thing. I can't quite wrap my brain around it.

Did you REALLY come to Davis County after months of pestering and not tell anyone? How did Nicole, whom I love oh-so-very-much-and-am-oh-so-very-jealous-of-for-going-to-Africa-this-summer, find out about this? And why didn't she tell anyone either? Is she just joking around? Was she hallucinating? Was she referring to our choir concert (also held at the Layton Ampitheater) where we referenced Moosebutter and expressed our dissapointment in not being allowed to sing a Moosebutter song for one of our numbers? Are YOU just joking around?

My poor little brain is breaking. Please, say it isn't so!

*whimpers and hugs her knees*

-Patti
Sorry to break it to you, but sometimes people pay us to come sing for them and they DON'T invite the whole world to join in. This was such a case.   —moosebutter
Christa
June 20, 2006, 08:16 pm MDT
Moosebutter - you guys are amazing!! You've made so many youth group trips to the middle of nowhere that much more bearable!! (Though your songs are a wee bit too catchy. We were singing about dancing turkeys for a little too long for the coordinater's tastes)
THanks!
You're very welcome. That'll be our next album title: "Better Than 'I Spy'   —moosebutter
Davis
June 19, 2006, 04:26 pm MDT
Hey guys I can;t believe Im going to New York! Only One more WEEK! I had a dream last might that moosebutter and SLIPKNOT did a concert together it was HILARIOUS! You guys like SLIPKNOT?
Weston personally would like to see Slipknot fall off of Niagara Falls. But, he also understands that YOU probably would like to see Brian McKnight in a wrestling match with Albert Pujols. That's the beauty of music: beauty is in the ear of the listener.   —moosebutter
hio: ) : ) : ) : ) : ) : ) : ) : ) : ) : ) : )
June 19, 2006, 11:47 am MDT
hey weston,
how tall art thou?
5'4 1/8"   —moosebutter
di da di da di da di da di da
June 19, 2006, 11:37 am MDT
what are your guyses marital statuses?????????
Tim - married
Glen - married
Chris - lives in Vegas
Weston - trying   —moosebutter
da da da da da da
June 19, 2006, 11:36 am MDT
you guys should so do a song about the U and the Y!! that would be good!!!
Maybe about the G, too! We'd title it "GUY"!   —moosebutter
You could get FREE MONEY!! (offer not valid in Utah)
June 18, 2006, 01:45 pm MDT
Just thought I'd say something here since the Yahoo group seems to have rolled over and died. If we could get as much activity as this guestbook, I guarantee people would get annoyed. Not me, though. Well, just recently, I was listening to Moosebutter, with some of my friends, and they were all talking, and I turned on the squirrel song, and the talking just stopped. They thought I was trying to subliminally manipulate them. Ha, imagine that! *cough* Okay, that's all I have to say.
We love "moosebutter manipulation". Keep it up.   —moosebutter
Hungrylikethewolf
June 15, 2006, 07:56 pm MDT
On soundstudio, a freind and I were recording Turkey Dance, and on some parts, like on, "I don't think I like his bug eyes," we sang "Well I do!" And "Makes me feel kind of strange," we sang, "No it doesn't." Thank you for making the songs.
Thank Carl Everett.   —moosebutter
Someone who has family in Nevada
June 15, 2006, 07:18 pm MDT
Of course you guys are in Nevada when school is in. You couldn't go during the summer. It only takes like 7 hours on planes to get there from where I live. But oh well, I guess I will live. You guys ROCK!!
Have your family drop us an email as to where they live. Also, have them join the email list!   —moosebutter
screamer
June 13, 2006, 02:56 pm MDT
oh. i get it now. thats why its uncle monty in the series of unfortunate events. becasue he lieks snakes. liek pythons. and oh...what am i talking about. hey moosebutter whens the next cd? ive memorized everything already and its slightly obnoxious to everyone else in the house. so??
Hopefully Christmas CD. Near Christmas. Sometime between 2006-2014.   —moosebutter
Silent P
June 12, 2006, 04:42 pm MDT
i love you guys!!!!!!

dang it, i can't lie. its acutally brooke the 17 year old. i only wish i was silent p. hope ya'll are doing well!
Pretty sweet. I'm a horrible emailer. Sorry. Even worse at patiently grating cheese.   —moosebutter
Belgarion of Riva
June 12, 2006, 04:22 pm MDT
No I mean really, whos your favorite character
Molly
June 12, 2006, 03:41 pm MDT
Oh! You guys make me laugh so hard it hurts...But don't stop!!! It's a good kind of hurt...I think...
An apple a day keeps...Glen's dark patches away.   —moosebutter

 
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