m o o s e b u t t e r

Lyrics

In a world,
Where winter reigns.
From the coldest reaches of the earth he comes,
With pale frozen skin,
Eyes as black as coal,
And a heart of ice.
One man.
One snow-man.

Frosty the snowman was a jolly happy soul,
With a corncob pipe and a button nose
And two eyes made out of coal.
Frosty the snowman is a fairy tale, they say,
He was made of snow but the children know,
How he came to life one day.

Whee
Yay
Yippie

So there I was.
I was just hanging out in the meadow,
Enjoying the snow, man.
When all of a sudden,
This snow... man,
Just stands up,
And starts walking around all by himself.

There must have been some magic in that
Old silk hat they found.
For when they placed it on his head
He began to dance around.

2,3,4!

Pretty Groovy

F-fr-fra-f-fr-frosty the snowman
Was alive as he could be,
And the children say he could laugh
And play just the same as you and me, and me, and me...

Frosty the snowman [x4]

Frosty the snowman knew
The sun was hot that day,
So he said, "Let's run and
We'll have some fun
Now before I melt away."

Frooosssty

Down to the village,
With a broomstick in his hand,
Running here and there all
Around the square saying,
Catch me if you can.

He led them down the streets of town
Right to the traffic cop.
And he only paused a moment when
He heard him holler "Stop!"

There have been stunning reports of a giant sub-ambulatory snow creature terrorizing the citizens of our town.
Ma'am, you're an eye witness,
Please tell us what you saw.

I don't know what kind of city our mayor is trying to run here.
The very idea of a giant snowman running down a public street where my little Suzie could be trampled,
The city council is going to get a letter from me.

Frosty the snow man
Had to hurry on his way,
But he waved goodbye saying,
"Don't you cry,
I'll be back again some day."

Thumpetty thump thump,
Thumpety thump thump,
Look at Frosty go.
Do be do be doo
Thumpetty thump thump,
Thumpety thump thump,
Over the hills of snow. [x2]

Look at Frosty go-oh [x3]

But then he picks up a guitar,
And he starts playing "Stairway".
And then he opens his mouth,
And 144 tiny black reindeer
Come swarming out of his mouth,
And they all looked like Ghandi, man.