I judged the University of Colorado at Boulder (UC Boulder, or CU Boulder, or just CU... I don't get it, either) Idol competition tonight. It's just like American Idol(tm) except with less glitz and more rowdy frat boys in the audience. Who, consequently, took a quick liking to booing me whenever I said anything. Which was fine, because I just used the button that released the fire ants from inside their seat cushion.

Two things that happened there that I must mention, in addition to the cyclone:

First, I actually called someone "The Earl Boykins of Karaoke."

If you don't know who Earl Boykins is, just give up now.

Second, a girl named Rebecca did a MONDO HILARIOUS version of "Some Say Love It Is a River" complete with happy hands club sign language choreography from Napolean Dynamite. Grand, hilarious stuff. She even interpolated moves from the dance scene into the song. And, she's a great singer. Very funny.

The rest of show was like beautiful singing, soul-stirring ballads, blah blah blah.

That's all. Tim out.