Okay, so we're on the road - Tim, Chris, Weston, and Jeremiah - Glen is home holding down the fort - all kicking it in Wyoming and Montana.

We drove all night last Friday to get to Gillette, WY for a booking conference - lots of books, believe me - and in the midst of the short (12 minute) set for potential-hire-us-to-sing-in-our-community-people Weston busted out the best rendition of the Estonian National Anthem EVER.

Monday we ran around the town of Dillon, MT and did a night show there - very cool. UN BELIEVABLE and excrutiatingly LONG rendition of Bohemian Rhapsody. Also, we made a guy run laps around the auditorium. Also, Jeremiah is bald.

Tuesday we came up here to Ft. Benton - top of the Missouri river, it is - and did a cool school show and chilled in town a bit. Ate dinner at an AMAZING restaurant called Brother Van's Bistro. All I can say is, RIBS. If we had an official group mascot (other than Weston) it would be those ribs. Oh, mama.

Other neat things on the trip: we took pictures of the Hardee's drive-through crew; Tim found a mutant pair of gummy-orange-slices (mini-sized) that looked uncannily like Morpheus's sunglasses from The Matrix; Chris has read a lot; Weston has begun talking like a pirate; Jeremiah enchanted the audience in Ft. Benton by doing the truffle shuffle to win the cheerleading-move competition; countless bugs have died at the hands of our merciless windshield.

I have Tourette's. Not supposed to be a bad bun, just the cold hard fact. Weston-induced Tourette's, it is.

Also, pirates.

More news to come - stay posted!

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