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live shows only : Blue Moose


Blue Moose I saw you standing alone eating your sweet marshland weeds filling your nutritive needs
Blue Moose you are so manly and strong smell like a thick compost heap sound like a sick dying sheep

And when I saw you (mumbles) ... (waffles) ... (makes something up)
Oh blue moose, (can't think of anything good to say, looks nonchalantly at the ceiling)

Techno Break

Blue Moose (continues with improvisatory nonsense, backup singers become annoyed, challenge soloist to a duel using ballpoint pens and obscure Latvian surnames)


Solo by Tim