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Retired or Emerging : Wedding Song, The


She's a beautiful woman, did you ever think maybe
You'd have second thought when she's puking her guts when having a baby?

True love has found you, true love is a joy,
Just remember that, friend, when you're up late at night and you trip in the dark on your youngest son's favorite toy.

Love, there's plenty of pep in it.
Love, just try not to step in it.



Despite it being incomplete, we've sung this at Valentine's Day parties before. It was #18 on udder won... meaning, it was the third-to-last song to be cut. #16 was Mr. Fabulous, #17 The Pirate Song, #18 The Wedding Song, #19 A Man Who's Not Afraid To Cry, #20 Scoliosis