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moosebutter news and musings

Weston Weston - Wed, 25 Feb 2004 1:57 am

Chiming in on marriage

...Great job, Andy. You managed to convince someone to marry you, despite your obsession with those flakes that you feed to fish. She doesn't know about all those fish flakes that you sprinkle on your food at Golden Corral, does she?! I knew it. I don't care for fish flakes and I don't have a wife. All I ask for is one. I'm not bitter, I just need everyone to know that everyone has their "fish flakes". I happen to have my own: stopping at every 7-11 and asking if they know the whereabouts of Stephanie Turk, my crush in 5th grade. I just gotta do it every time I stop at 7-11. Tell me about your "fish flakes", readers of this confession.

Tim Tim - Fri, 20 Feb 2004 12:00 am

married moosebutter?

We'd like to give a huge congratulations to Andy Yorgason for getting hisself hitched up with a wife.
Many of you know Andy as our consistent substitute, filling in as a utility singer whenever a regular member of the group can't make a show. He was married last weekend.
Congrats Andy! Best of Luck!
moosebutter. It just might bring you love.

Tim Tim - Mon, 9 Feb 2004 12:42 pm

Weston is Hurt part 2

Weston's ankle/foot/lower leg was injured playing basketball. Church ball, it'll getcha every time. He thought it might be broken, so he went and had it x-rayed. Not broken.

Anyone who's seen him on stage in the last couple of weeks, though, haven't noticed much difference... he still shakes it like the proverbial polaroid picture. But man, does he whine about it when he comes off stage. And we're like, if it hurts, like, don't dance on it, and he's like, come ON I can't help it I have to dance and we're like so then don't whine and he's all like shutup and we're like ya and change your socks every once in a while cuz they stink and he's all like okay if you comb your hair, Mr. head-looks-like-the-nesting-place-of-a-scarlett-ibis and I'm like shutup or I'll tell your mom and he's like uh.

Tim Tim - Fri, 6 Feb 2004 12:00 am

Val-o-grams! Singing telegrams! Singing Cucumbers?

For one easy payment of the low low price of $25 you can have a member of moosebutter sing a romantic ballad, a swoon-inducing tune, yea even a love song unto your special someone this Valentine's day. If you want, it can even be a real love song, not one of those twisted ones we usually sing!
Each val-o-gram includes your choice of a flower or chocolates presented to your darling dearheart sweety schnuookums.
Thursday, Friday, or Saturday February 12, 13, and / or 14.
Email tim@moosebutter.com or call (801) 427-1021 for a list of songs or with questions.
Arrangements for full group songs, extra or more expensive gifts, and custom songs can be made.
Contact Tim at (801) 427-1021 or tim@moosebutter.com for further details.

Tim Tim - Mon, 2 Feb 2004 12:00 am


Would you like to be called a moosebutter little dude? Or a moose pat? Or a moose nugget? Or a junior moose? Or a NEUROTIC PENGUIN?

Join us for moosebutter: little dudes, a music and movement experience for kids ages 1-8 (all children must be accompanied by an adult).

Admission is just $1/kid, $2/adult, or $3 for the whole family! First session is Saturday February 21st... see details on our shows list!!!