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Tim Tim - Thu, 9 Dec 2004 7:24 pm

Big, wet, slobbery apology:

blubber, blubber, grovel, sniff.

We're really, really sorry that we don't have the new moosebutter Christmas CD available for you to buy, and give to all your friends, and play at all your Christmas parties YES even your church ones, and to spread glee throughout your neighborhood as you violently fling moosebutter Christmas CDs out your car window as you drive down the lane of your idealistic suburban paradise (drive-by moosebuttering?).

Sorry, sorry, ooooooooooohhhh so sorry.

The good news:

You'll be able to do all of that NEXT YEAR, with a CD that will be 17.4 times better than it would have been this year!!!!

We apologize sincerely for all of you who have been waiting so long for this holiday treat. In consolation, we say to you:

Eggnog is yummy.

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